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Ms. D'Fiant

About Me



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"When a little girl climbs a tree it is, just to show her equality with boys; it does not occur to him that she likes to climb trees."

Simone de Bouvoir, "The Second Sex"

My Interests

derby derby derby dammit. cooking, rawkin guitar, soccer and yoga to keep my crazy ass in check.

I'd like to meet:


Already met him...

Music:

Tom Waits, Erin McKeown, Jolie Holland, Mirah, Tegan and Sara, The Clash, The Pixies, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Hot Hot Heat, The Arcade Fire, The Magnetic Fields, The Velvet Underground, Joni Mitchell, Lucinda Williams, Ani d, Bob d, Elliot Smith, Sufjan Stevens, Cat Power, Billie Holiday, Eartha Kitt, Cab Calloway, Reverend Al Greene, Reverend Gary Davis, Shuggie Otis, Cody Chesnutt, Reverend Peytons Big Damn Band, Sleater-Kinney, Ladytron, LeTigre, Madeline Peyroux, Matisyahu, METRIC.

Movies:

Secretary, Momento, Fight Club, Adaptation, Amelie, Royal Tennenbaums

Television:

sucks.

Books:

Chuck Palahuik, Tom Robbins, Kurt Vonnegut, oh who am i kidding i don't read anymore. readings fer sissies.

Heroes:

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My Blog

it aint easy being prima.

Some days I wonder if I should bother writing the column any more because I get messages like this: (no greeting) As an avid reader of your column and a novice at computer know how, PLEASE,  I n...
Posted by Ms. D'Fiant on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 05:59:00 PST

failer

i lose at life.this weekend i lost: my wallet, a cat, a bottle of tequila and brand new super expensive skates.all have made their way back 'cept the skates.i fail.  ...
Posted by Ms. D'Fiant on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 09:06:00 PST

baby, you're gorges.

so... I'm going to fucking Rochester, NY this weekend. i hate Ra Cha ChaAND my friends are fucking lame and leaving Saturday afternoon.  My flight isn't until Sunday evening.  who plans a go...
Posted by Ms. D'Fiant on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 02:49:00 PST

Exhausted

I am fucking exhausted.  This past week - worst of my career.My Abuelita - recovering very well, thank you.And Denver..  well, we got there. My skates almost didn't as I'm far too concerned ...
Posted by Ms. D'Fiant on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 12:57:00 PST

abuelita

My Abuela is 84 today.  In six days she goes into surgery for breast cancer. please send positive thougths.thank you....
Posted by Ms. D'Fiant on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 09:41:00 PST

things i'm hateful for

1. Amy WinehouseThe girl is a mess.  She's on the cover of the Rolling Stone and even though I often side with the protagonist in a story, I have zero empathy for this person.  Exhibit A:&nb...
Posted by Ms. D'Fiant on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 02:29:00 PST

i'm stuck in the server room

:::barefoot:::   and i am never ever coming out.   pls visit w/slippers it's cold in here.   thx.
Posted by Ms. D'Fiant on Fri, 11 May 2007 06:04:00 PST

I can't hear you.

Lessons in parking lots -  It was the end of the work day.  In front of me is a man, talking on the phone with a black shirt and a pink 80s tie.  After a minute at the gate, he opens hi...
Posted by Ms. D'Fiant on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 05:00:00 PST

plan B.

Did anyone hear that the Catholic church eradicated Limbo?  My friends that are in the know about such matters say this happened a long time ago.  I apologize, my catechismal education ended...
Posted by Ms. D'Fiant on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 11:50:00 PST

shit.

AAAGGHHH!I'm not going to lie, I'm particular.  And I like pretty things.  I buy fresh flowers religiously.  The animals do not take this into consideration.  There is shit everywh...
Posted by Ms. D'Fiant on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 11:32:00 PST