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Ballitos Suave

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About Me

My name is George but I also go by many (2) other alias including Ballitos Suave and King George. I live in beautiful Asher, Oklahoma, (well technically I don't live in Asher, but I am not a big fan of strangers knowing where I live, but I do live near Asher)home of the Indians and a graduating class of 9! I will tell you where I work which is in the wonderful Walmart in Ada, Oklahoma. Contrary to popular belief I do get paid a decent wage and have excellent medical and dental benefits so suck on that Walmart haters!! I am currently attending college in Ada, Oklahoma at the astoundingly awesome East Central University. I am a psychology major and am currently learning how to fuck with peoples heads. If you would like anymore information about me just send me a message and and I will be happy to answer any question after you send me a small fee of $50.

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My Blog

The Best Thing Ever Happened Yesterday

FRESNO STATE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS BABY!!!!!!!! WOO!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!! Anybody who didn't want them to win can suck my dick! SUCK MY DICK BITCH!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!! WOOO!!!!! FUCK YOUR MOTHER!!!!!!!...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 12:32:00 GMT

Work Shit

Ok let me start this story first off by saying I didn't see it and am going by what I heard so I can't claim this to be 100% true. But it happened to Billy, he told me about it, and I consider him to ...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 07:32:00 GMT

The Law

They just made it "the law" at work last night that cussing is no longer allowed at work anymore. Anywhere, on the floor, in the break room, out in the parking lot, anywhere. No warnings, they hear yo...
Posted by on Thu, 08 May 2008 07:20:00 GMT

Dear Oklahoma Weather

FUCK YOU!!! I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I FUCKING HATE YOU. YOU’RE SO FUCKING STUPID. IF YOUR GOING TO BE HOT BE HOT. IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE COLD BE COLD, MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND. SERIOUSLY IT GET...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 07:18:00 GMT

Two Hot Naked Chicks Making Out

I had been completely ignoring my video page on myspace for months now and decided to check it out this morning and noticed my Don’t go breaking my heart video has over 76,000 views and 49 comme...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 07:12:00 GMT

Weirdest thing I have ever seen

Last night at work I saw probably the craziest thing I have ever seen. What I am about to tell you actually happened last night, I am not embellishing in any way. I was stocking my area and I started ...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 07:18:00 GMT

What should I do for a living?

One of the problems I have been having since all the way back in the day is making a decision about what I would like to spend the rest of my life doing for a paycheck and bitching about. It is a prob...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 11:49:00 GMT

10 Facts

I was tagged for by Lilith to share 10 unknown facts about me. I am supposed to tag other people at the end but I will defiantly refuse to do anything such thing. 1. I can only write with my left...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 06:30:00 GMT

Shit Skits

Ok so with the purchase of my new computer processing unit and photoshop I have been able to finally make my own DVD's of me and Birdmans videos. I have been sending out copies of George And Birdman -...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 12:23:00 GMT

Happy Endings

So my transmission was fucked and I was going to sue them. I found out one of my cousins had actually fought the guy before and decided to use that as an advantage. I was going to go other there to ge...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 08:22:00 GMT