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Edie the Lyrical Miracle

I told ya I was troubled, yeah ya know that I'm no good

About Me



I DON'T WANT TO ADD YOUR BAND...SO DON'T ASK!!!



I'm a cool bitch and a hell of a good time....and yes, I'm delicious.
E Earthy
D Delicious
I Important
E Energetic

Me and my girls...

My Interests

*Music - all kinds and love to see live shows
*My doggie Zoe Check her out!
*skating Check out my alter ego!
*getting stupid with my friends
*meeting new people
*golf
*smothering my nieces and nephews with tons of love
*cheesy karaoke
*laughter
*riding fast scary rollercoasters with someone to hold onto
*campfires
*Arizona sunsets
*Fuse
*Tivo
*the smell of the desert after the rain
*my parents' cottage in Michigan
*human contact
*my dentist to keep my teeth pearly white.

I'd like to meet:


People that are:

real
that rock
that can let their hair down
that smile and laugh often
that don't mind that I'm a freak and that I'm a terrible speller.

Partners in crime are always welcome!

If you can recreate this photo, then you are my ideal mate.

Music:


Where do I begin???
*Peter Gabriel
*Crowded House
*Jealous Sound
*Bad Religion
*Billie Holiday
*Jeff Buckley
*Snow Patrol
*Keane
*Journey
*The Shins
*Chet Baker
*Morningwood
*Split Endz
*The Decemberists
*Pop Will Eat Itself
*Death Cab
*Pixies
*Jackson 5
*Jay-Z
*James Blunt
*The Verve
*Nightmare of You
*STP
*Coldplay
*Sam Cooke
*Doves
*The Kooks
*Elton John
*Stars
*Depeche Mode
*Queen
*Postal Service
*Muse
*Unwritten Law
*Prince
*Stereophonics
....and I'm a sucker for a killer pop song.

Movies:

*Garden State
*Say Anything
*Dead Poet's Society - "Oh Captian, My Captian"
*Lost in Translation
*Eternal Sunshine
*Grease
*Spinal Tap
*Mystery Train
*Best in Show
*Shawshank Redemption
*Requiem For A Dream
*Buffalo '66
*Dolemite
*Valley Girl - "It's your fucking friends, like fer sure, like totally."

Television:

TIVO, TIVO, and more TIVO!
And on this Tivo you will find tons of mindless reality shows
*Survivor
*Apprentice
*Amazing Race (not family edition!)
I love it all. Hell, I even watched Being Bobby Brown and don't even judge me about it until you had the chance to watch the camping episode.....IC!
*Nip/Tuck
*Six Feet Under
*Sopranos
*Entourage
*Grey's Anatomy
*Scrubs
*Desperate Housewives
*LOST (one of the best shows on tv!)

Books:

I think my all time favorite book from childhood and even now is The Giving Tree. That book taught me more about life than pretty much anything else in my 35 years. It still gets me choked up
*Lovely Bones
*Hitmen
*Memoirs of a Geshia
But I can always be found on an airplane reading female porn - AKA - People, Us, In Touch, etc. Good stuff.....

Heroes:

*My parents
*Wonder Woman
*Lloyd Dobler - I'm still looking for him.

My Blog

Life....

Thru all the crap I have been dealt over the last few months, life is pretty damn good.Really.I shit you negative.
Posted by Edie the Schmooze Queen on Tue, 15 May 2007 12:33:00 PST

It's possum-ble

So the new pup has been bringing us gifts this week. Possums! The first two were found dead - one in the living room and the other outside the back door. Ew. But tonight, I got a special treat. W...
Posted by Edie the Schmooze Queen on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 12:34:00 PST

Name me!!!

There is a new addition to the Blonde Bombshelter.....a new pup!  So, we now are a house of 2 blonde females, 2 cats and now 2 dogs!  However, we are having the biggest problems naming the n...
Posted by Edie the Schmooze Queen on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 12:31:00 PST

Skirts, Skates, and Stout

God damn.....I can't stop thinking about, talking about, and boasting about our unbelievable game we had on Saturday night! I don't think I have ever skated better! I don't think our whole team has ...
Posted by Edie the Schmooze Queen on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 06:15:00 PST

Paid Vacation - Month .1

I sent out this mass email today.....     As some of you know and some of you don't, I was laid off from Capitol in the Capitol/Virgin Records merger the second week of February.  Now b...
Posted by Edie the Schmooze Queen on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 04:05:00 PST

For you....

You know who you are.      ...
Posted by Edie the Schmooze Queen on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 01:23:00 PST

My attempt at a Mac Photobooth shoot with my dog...

I don't know if Zoe really likes the beeps of the mac photo booth camera....
Posted by Edie the Schmooze Queen on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 01:59:00 PST

Derby Legs

How is that I have managed to get thru almost a year of skating with not any really major injuries? *knock on wood* I have gotten a bruise here, a bruise there and it hasn't been too bad.As I look d...
Posted by Edie the Schmooze Queen on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 11:59:00 PST

Email and text messages....

I love email.  I love text messaging.  However, I have issues with how people use them... I have said this before and I know I will say it again:    Electronic exchanges ...
Posted by Edie the Schmooze Queen on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 01:42:00 PST

Maybe it's time for a change

Well....here we go again (no OK GO treadmill video pun intended). Merger.  Odd thing is that once again this one is lead by Jason Flom, whom I have known and worked with on and off for 13 ye...
Posted by Edie the Schmooze Queen on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 10:26:00 PST