Roller derby, whips and chains and riding crops, coyote pelts, vodka, Thin Mints, whistling, writing bad poems, hot wax, hand massages, fangs, bruises, the way you move, kisses with strangers, flexible men, tattoos, the smell of skunk, people who make me laugh - the kind of laugh that makes me pee a little, cup'n balls, saying the word "balls" as often as I can, darts, spanking, dimples, bite marks, scars, welts, heavy breathing, cute feet, rubbing bald heads, burlesque, music that puts me in the mellow, peeling skin off sunburns, ice cold coronas, honesty, going barefoot, dancing til sweat makes you shiney, dirty jokes, asking people the question: "Would you rather kill a puppy or blow a horse?"
L.A. Derby Dolls maniacs, fans and groopies. Boys and girls who still like to go out on the town and raise some hell. If you're a fan of the Derby Dolls and want to experience hangin' with us, protect yer balls and jump right in
Wolfmother, System of a Down, Tool, NIN, Prodigy, Rage Against the Machine, Velvet Revolver, The Darkness, Massive Attack, Alice in Chains, Guns n Roses and any 80s rock (I'm not ashamed to admit it!)
Hell yes.
Unfortunately yes.
Porn.
The L.A. Derby Dolls and their fans! All the other kick ass roller derby leagues starting up around this country. Check us out: www.derbydolls.com