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Lucy Ball-Breaker

Got Balls?

About Me



LA Derby Dolls 2006: I love my league! (Pic by Roger Snider, www.rogersnider.com)

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The dominatrix of the derby, this firecracker runs the track the way she runs the bedroom - with an iron fist and a leather glove. Lucy has three favorite sounds: the roar of the crowd, the crack of the whip, and the whimper of a groveling rival. When it's time to roll, Lucy serves up her favorite drink - a double-shot of whup-ass with a chaser of pain! Be nice to Lucy and maybe you can kiss her wheels! But look out – you may find yourself wrapped and strapped by this temptress of torture. Lucy is a proud member of the Tough Cookies team. Scout skills: cracking whips and breaking spirits.

"We're handing out Thin Mints and ass whoopings ... and we're all out of Thin Mints!"

Check out the L.A. Derby Dolls: www.derbydolls.com

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My Interests


Roller derby, whips and chains and riding crops, coyote pelts, vodka, Thin Mints, whistling, writing bad poems, hot wax, hand massages, fangs, bruises, the way you move, kisses with strangers, flexible men, tattoos, the smell of skunk, people who make me laugh - the kind of laugh that makes me pee a little, cup'n balls, saying the word "balls" as often as I can, darts, spanking, dimples, bite marks, scars, welts, heavy breathing, cute feet, rubbing bald heads, burlesque, music that puts me in the mellow, peeling skin off sunburns, ice cold coronas, honesty, going barefoot, dancing til sweat makes you shiney, dirty jokes, asking people the question: "Would you rather kill a puppy or blow a horse?"

I'd like to meet:



L.A. Derby Dolls maniacs, fans and groopies. Boys and girls who still like to go out on the town and raise some hell. If you're a fan of the Derby Dolls and want to experience hangin' with us, protect yer balls and jump right in

Music:


Wolfmother, System of a Down, Tool, NIN, Prodigy, Rage Against the Machine, Velvet Revolver, The Darkness, Massive Attack, Alice in Chains, Guns n Roses and any 80s rock (I'm not ashamed to admit it!)

Movies:


Hell yes.

Television:


Unfortunately yes.

Books:


Porn.

Heroes:


The L.A. Derby Dolls and their fans! All the other kick ass roller derby leagues starting up around this country. Check us out: www.derbydolls.com

My Blog

Ladies, look out for this man


Posted by Lucy Ball-Breaker on Thu, 24 May 2007 02:29:00 PST

Joke

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.The first man had married a secretary and had told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It t...
Posted by Lucy Ball-Breaker on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 12:52:00 PST

BabyDoll Brawl clip -- BOOM!!

I can't stop watching this over, and over, and over! This is our babydoll P.I.T.A, who just got on the sub-pool and will soon be making her way up in the LADD. I don't ever want to be on the receiving...
Posted by Lucy Ball-Breaker on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 01:53:00 PST

Baby Doll Brawl Game Review

Last weekend we put on our Baby Doll Brawl bout. If you missed it, you really missed it. Our "fresh meat" skaters who've been training really hard put on a bruisin game of their very own, and really i...
Posted by Lucy Ball-Breaker on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 09:59:00 PST

Kelly's Fucking Rad Video

Not really sure what this is, but there are Derby Dolls in it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcidD2HFK8M&mode=related& amp;search=  ...
Posted by Lucy Ball-Breaker on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 05:18:00 PST

We suck less!

Kevin Smith's new project, "Sucks Less with Kevin Smith". See the Derby Dolls in epidode 1, segment 2 (around 4:09). http://www.mtvu.com/on_mtvu/sucks_less/episode1.jhtml...
Posted by Lucy Ball-Breaker on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 02:05:00 PST

Derby Life vs Regular Life

I just told various family members to tune in tonight to catch my derby bout on TV. And then I panicked. Uh-oh. My family is going to see me in my roller derby world. Being obnoxious, rough, rude ...
Posted by Lucy Ball-Breaker on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 04:07:00 PST

Roller Derby on TV October 20th, 2006!

Check me out. I'll be on TV: OCTOBER 20th  Roller Derby Women Unite! Wherever you are, stop and roll to the nearest place that has HD-net, tell them to change the channel to the Roller Derby Bout, an...
Posted by Lucy Ball-Breaker on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 12:21:00 PST

Video Clips of Derby Dolls in Action

http://www.brandd.com/derby_clips/ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUOaUx-UFE4&search=derby% 20dolls http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXfix7Rj7H8 http://www.ithentic.com/videoView.php?videoId=141 http...
Posted by Lucy Ball-Breaker on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 11:28:00 PST

2006 Roller Derby Season Almost Over

You're probably very aware that we have a game next weekend, right? Tough Cookies vs. Fight Crew. (www.derbydolls.com) I mean, the amount of promotion the Derby Dolls throw out on MySpace is ridiculou...
Posted by Lucy Ball-Breaker on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 08:10:00 PST