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The one and only- PICKLES!

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I eat lightning, and crap magic. These pics are all about me, Me, MEEE!

My Interests

Going to the movies, or renting 'em. (Mmm...popcorn....) Dancing with my hands in the air (Like I just don't care.) People watching, Art- especially Juxtapoz type stuff. Making creative stuff. Wearing costumes. Gluing things to my head. Going to new places. Eating out. (Meaning food. Git yer mind out of the gutter!) Trying new places to eat. (Put Indian or Thai food in front of me and I'll stuff my gob 'til my guts burst.) Learning how to use my computer for more useful reasons than forwarding funny pictures. Self improvement. Being part of the solution, and not the problem. Travel. (I've been to Ireland, Japan, China, Tibet, Romania, The Philippines, Luxembourg, Germany, Czech Republic, Bulgaria, Turkey, Italy, New Zealand, and Canada and Mexico, of course.) I guess I should list Burning Man as well, but that's more of a state of mind, than a destination.

I'd like to meet:

Super Chicken and Fred, Tom Slick, Sweet Daddy Rollbar. These are my fwends. I like them. They're guhd. "I cannot even imagine where I would be today were it not for that handful of friends who have given me a heart full of joy. Let's face it, friends make life a lot more fun." - Charles R. Swindoll

Music:

Just about anything except for maybe Opera. Oh, and modern country is CRAP. Creed, 3 Doors Down and The Dave Matthews Band make me RETCH! However, I like the following- THE CLASH, MASSIVE ATTACK, THE SPECIALS, FEAR, ABBA, SUPERGRASS, X, J.C. SUPERSTAR SOUNDTRACK, THE PRODIGY, BASEMENT JAXX, FRIENDS OF DEAN MARTINEZ, HAYDEN, THE SLOW SIGNAL FADE, FANTASTIC BLACK, MORPHINE, THE CRAMPS, FAITH NO MORE, THE HYPERIONS, CRYSTAL METHOD, LEMON JELLY, JUNO REACTOR, LADYTRON, MEAT BEAT MANIFESTO, LUSH, NIRVANA, MANO NEGRA, MINT ROYALE, OLD PETER GABRIEL, L7, SCREAMIN' JAY HAWKINS, APHEX TWIN, ASIAN DUB FOUNDATION, ORBITAL, MOBY, BLONDIE, SNEAKER PIMPS, ESQUIVEL, PULP, QUEEN, FISCHERSPOONER, NICK CAVE, ROYKSOPP, NEKO CASE, MARILYN MANSON, JOAN JETT, UNDERWORLD, SPIRITUALIZED, NIRVANA, LE TIGRE, THE DONNAS, UNKLE, DJ SHADOW, THE CARS, EASY STAR ALL-STARS, CIBO MATTO, LENNY KRAVITZ, DUB PISTOLS, JET, NENEH CHERRY, OINGO BOINGO, BIG SANDY, BLUR, PULP, PROPELLER HEADS, THE JESUS AND MARY CHAIN, LAIKA & THE COSMONAUTS, TALVIN SINGH, GARY NUMAN, JOHNNY CASH, MADNESS, THE WHITE STRIPES, JOE JACKSON, LED ZEP, BARRY ADAMSON, GRANDADDY, PINK FLOYD, ICE-T, BEASTIE BOYS, BLACK REBEL MOTORCYCLE CLUB, THE CHEMICAL BROTHERS, THE DISTILLERS, THE STROKES, INTERPOL, JAMES BROWN, THE DUST BROTHERS, THE LIVING END, ENNIO MORRICONE, LALO SCHIFFRIN, ELVIS COSTELLO, QUEENS OF THE STONEAGE, ELASTICA, GUNS N' ROSES, MUTAYTOR, MY BLOODY VALENTINE, HAPPY MONDAYS, HOOVERPHONIC, BAUHAUS, BT, PORTISHEAD, RUN D.M.C., THE POLICE, AC/DC, THE DAMNED, MR. BUNGLE, PEREZ PRADO, THE REVEREND HORTON HEAT, FRANK BLACK, N.E.R.D, THE SEX PISTOLS, M.I.A., THE THE, WHITE ZOMBIE, ROB ZOMBIE, FLEETWOOD MAC, FREESTYLERS, JAMIROQUAI, SUPREME BEINGS OF LEISURE, SWEET, RONI SIZE, LUSCIOUS JACKSON, MINISRTY, DAFT PUNK, DEAD KENNEDYS, REVOLTING COCKS, MIGHTY MIGHTY BOSSTONES, OLIVE, THE METERS, PENNYWISE, SINEAD O'CONNOR, NINE INCH NAILS, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, LOVE AND ROCKETS, THE BOMBORAS, CAKE, TONES ON TAIL, SIOUXSIE AND THE BANSHEES, ADAM AND THE ANTS, THE BLASTERS, DE LA SOUL, LO-FIDELITY ALLSTARS, FAT BOY SLIM, BIG AUDIO DYNAMITE, THE HIVES, FISHBONE, OLD RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, JANE'S ADDICTION, DAVE AND DEKE, THE MAGNETIC FIELDS, DEREK DICKERSON, THE UNTAMED YOUTH, THE CARDIGANS, BUZZCOCKS, DAVID BOWIE, APOLLO 440, AIR, BECK, CURVE, THE BEATLES, DICK DALE, THE GHASTLY ONES, DEADBOLT, NOFX, OLIVE, THE ORB, THE PIXIES, THE B-52'S, PIZZICATO 5, RADIOHEAD, PUBLIC ENEMY, MAN,OR ASTROMAN, OVERSEER, DEADLY AVENGER, LEFTFIELD... TO NAME A FEW.

Movies:

Can't get enough of 'em. List the ones I like? That would take forever. How about if I just say I like all different types, even chick flicks once in a while. Tied for first place- Blade Runner and The Road Warrior. (I just can't decide!)

Television:

Not so much. Lost is neato. Rome, 6' Under, Deadwood, The Venture Bros., etc...I used to be addicted to music videos. Was it the cutting edge filming techniques and effects, the flashy graphics, and innovative art direction? Hmm....maybe it was all the booty dancing.

Books:

Who has time for books when the damn computer sucks up all my time like a hungry, hungry vacuum. I peruse magazines quite often, though. I loves me my Wired magazine. Currently reading- Intimacy For Dummies (It turns out I'm not so dumb at that.) Illustrated version of Extended Massive Orgasm (That'll be a useful skill someday) Still confused about what this whole "Female orgasm thingy" is

Heroes:

Eugene Huts- Gogol Bordello

My Blog

A pickle joke

This couple comes to a new town and the guy gets a job at the local pickle factory. A few years go by and each year he wins the employee of the year award. One day in the 3rd year, he comes home looki...
Posted by The one and only- PICKLES! on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 09:46:00 PST

Coachella '07 whooopeeee!

Thanks to my ol' pal Pat Quinn, I got a free ticket to the first day of Coachella, and a free hotel room that night in Palm Springs. Hooray! I had never been there before because of the horror st...
Posted by The one and only- PICKLES! on Wed, 30 May 2007 10:37:00 PST

Electra Woman + Dyna Girl = erection

A friend's blog about shows he watched when he was young got me thinking about the first time I popped a woody from direct visual stimulation. The Sid and Marty Krofft show Electra Woman and Dyna Girl...
Posted by The one and only- PICKLES! on Sun, 28 May 2006 11:00:00 PST

What's up with all the Pickles?

            "What's up with all the pickles?", my nephew who lives out of state has asked me more than once in his comments on my page. Well, Pat, I'm finally gonna answ...
Posted by The one and only- PICKLES! on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 09:22:00 PST

Am I drU nk? Ywess!

Ha -ha guess what, you dorks . 'm drunk.! You dte to mwitniss onw of my famous drunk enmails. what, i mean blogs. that's what you call these things, i'm told. grab yer ankles , hold tight, an git read...
Posted by The one and only- PICKLES! on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 01:03:00 PST

MY FIRST TIME

I have an announcement to make. Drum roll, please.... This is my very firstest blog, ever. Cue the lightning and thunder! Start up the band! Bring on the dancing girls! Uhh...now what? Hmm... I w...
Posted by The one and only- PICKLES! on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 12:26:00 PST