I am a charming young lady who leads a double life as a Scientist by day and
Roller Derby hellion by night.
That sounds fake, but it's not. I don't have to impress you.
Skating. Lectures. Dinnertime. Tubes of beer. Playing dumb. Lurking. Sulking. A life at sea.
Lovers of science, roller derby, rock and roll, and fart jokes.
Pootie Tang, Cabin Boy, Groundhog's Day, Elf, The Life Aquatic
the Food Network
Wallace Broecker, Steve Zissou, and competitive eaters