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Kasey Bomber

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

Shiftless dilettante. Lover of scotch tape. Hater of foam fingers. Doodler. Chicken Scratcher. Oral historian. Moral minority. Customizable Utopian. Terrible liar. Collector of t-shirts. Not as mean as I look. Sometimes I dress like a sailor, just because. Make me laugh and I'll love you forever. Even Judas Priest rocked the rollerskates! "Are you fucked up right now?" "Um...you know, about half and half."

My Interests

A good burrito (no lettuce in it for crying out loud, are you people crazy or what!?), Roller Derby, underbites, Easy Cheese, Warhol Superstars, making up life stories of wierdos on the street, hitchhiking, freckles, roller skating at skateparks, cutting a rug, making out in ladies' rooms, motel room beach parties with a clock radio iPod soundtrack, shooting the shit, Wau Wau Sisters, hanging out with other derby leagues, my ex-boyfriend Jim Beam, long solo drives on lonely two lane highways, good music, RBH06 (yo!), reading, sock hops, exploitation films and the lifestyle that they promote, silly tattoos, getting money for nothing, the smell of scotch tape, laziness, hotel bars, mountain dew, vocal harmony, green lights, pretending I can afford to buy art, blue skies, and unsuccessfully trying to stay out of trouble, while trying to hang out more with Trouble.

I'd like to meet:

Carnys, stunt men, synchronized swimmers, the person at Parker Bros. who is in charge of putting the spirits in all the Ouija Boards, Roller Derby Queens, Amy Sol, Mole People, puppeteers, PJ Soles, loose women, sleazy boys, anyone who would like to audition for the role of my mortal enemy, people with suspect morals, dirtbags, anyone who won't be afraid to tell me to shut the hell up when I deserve it, Tuesday Weld, someone who would eat a whole box of "Peeps" on a dare or drink a box of warm one dollar wine, etc.

Music:

Right now: The Ting Tings, The Duke Spirit, Santogold, Chromeo, The Pigeon Detectives, MGMT, Ghostland Observatory, Hercules & Love Affair, Kid Sister, Josef K, McCarthy, The Primitives, Young Marble Giants. Always: Blondie, The Kinks, Dolly Parton, Neko Case, New Order, Rolling Stones.

Movies:

Unholy Rollers, Sensational Janine, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Royal Tennenbaums, Written on the Wind, Roman Holiday, Young Frankenstein, My Dream is Yours, Airplane!, Student Nurses, Clueless, Valley Girl, Ball of Fire, Death Race 2000, Chelsea Girls

Television:

Addict of CSI on DVD. So You Think You Can Dance? Beauty and the Geek. Test Patterns.

Books:

Play it as it Lays, the Sheltering Sky, Fanny Hill, The Heart is a Lonely Hunter, Summer of Night, All the King's Men, Concrete Island, Mythology by Edith Hamilton, And I Don't Want to Live this Life, Swimming Underground, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, How to Cook a Wolf, any bios of silent film stars that time forgot and autobiographies of old Hollywood stars that don't culminate in two chapters describing how they found religion.

Heroes:

These folks below. From Top: Seattle's Junior Derby Girls, Andy and Edie, Tuesday Weld, Levi Strauss, Julie Christie, Joan Didion.

My Blog

What price Summer? Well, $5 a month actually.

Last night when I was riding on the back of Terrence's mototrbike headed down the 101, coming back from some poolside lounging in Burbank, which followed an afternoon of sporadic trips between the BBQ...
Posted by Kasey Bomber on Tue, 20 May 2008 04:34:00 PST

Now Taking Applications

California lifted the ban on gay marriage today, and therefore I think that this is a perfect time to let all the wonderful women out there know that though marriage itself may be a somewhat tired ins...
Posted by Kasey Bomber on Thu, 15 May 2008 03:20:00 PST

And the lightbulb flickers on...finally

When I was 21 years old I worked in the kitchen of this magical place in Austin called Les Amis Cafe.  My job amounted mostly to slicing sandwich meat and cheese, stirring beans, snacking, and mi...
Posted by Kasey Bomber on Wed, 14 May 2008 04:35:00 PST

The Almighty Buck

Today, I had a grand total of three of them.  Bucks that is.  My Honda, aka La Pinata, as I like to refer to her after her latest severe beating by an unknown assailant, has been puttering a...
Posted by Kasey Bomber on Wed, 07 May 2008 03:19:00 PST

Yep, this is where I live...

It struck me today as I sat at a traffic light that the two bus benches nearby advertised the following services for which Angelenos are no doubt in dire need of: 1.  Cosmetic Foot Surgery - for ...
Posted by Kasey Bomber on Fri, 02 May 2008 01:26:00 PST

Barrow, Parker and Bomber...

"Art has now done for Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow something they could never achieve in life: it has taken a shark-eyed multiple murderer and his deluded girlfriend and transformed them into sympat...
Posted by Kasey Bomber on Thu, 01 May 2008 04:42:00 PST

Too Old for Coachella, Too Young for Woodstock, Just Right for the Waffle House

This weekend, there's gonna be a lot of people in the desert wandering around aimlessly reminding themselves why people always told them not to take Ecstasy unless you have a lot of water to drink.&nb...
Posted by Kasey Bomber on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:09:00 PST

I’ll blow this cubicle to South Central, bitches.

Short and sweet: If you go on Pandora.com and create a station based around Kid Sister, Spank Rock, and Lil' Kim, you end up getting a whole lot of songs about pussies.  Specifically, and hi...
Posted by Kasey Bomber on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 03:50:00 PST

Oh just a survey to pass the time...

The way to win your heart?fearless wit and intelligence and a great rackHave you ever called a person useless?probablyWhat object in your room is really important to you?nothing.  take it all. Ar...
Posted by Kasey Bomber on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 01:46:00 PST

When a girl’s in love, it’s a fucked up thing...song take...five?

New song of the day. First off, I didn't explain my last song of the day, which, if you care was the enchanting "Hukilau" as sung by the always charming Annette Funicello in honor of my recent trip to...
Posted by Kasey Bomber on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:02:00 PST