About Me

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Courtesy of Mojo and Henry Vixen (the homo kitty)

My Interests

photography, old cars, motorcycles, images of nose picking, roller derby, brewing beer, mud puddles, blackberry pie, daydreaming, concert going, digital imaging, stupid tshirts, bacon, vintage cameras, Tumbleweed Connection, natural peanut butter, Fuller's London Pride and Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Guinness Ultra-Light Low Carb Refreshment Water

The main reason I have a myspace page is to keep in touch with the awesome people I've met while photographing roller derby. I've had the good fortune of shooting:
Bay Area Derby Girls (my hometown faves)
Los Angeles Derby Dolls
T*X*R*D* Lonestar Rollergirls
Rat City Roller Girls
Texas Roller Girls
Central Coast Roller Derby
Sin City Roller Girls
Minnesota Rollergirls
Mad Rollin' Dolls
Smog City Roller Grrls
Kansas City Roller Warriors
Carolina Rollergirls
Boston Derby Dames
Angel City Derby Girls
Sac City Rollers
Sacred City Derby Girls
Pikes Peak Derby Dames
TRD Saddletramps
Rose City Rollers
Dallas Derby Devils
Duke City Derby
Rocky Mountain Roller Girls
Bakersfield Rollergirls
Port City Roller Girls
San Joaquin Valley Vixens
Sonoma County Roller Derby
Philly Roller Girls
San Diego Derby Dolls
Orange County Roller Girls
Rose City Rollers
Houston Roller Derby
Team Awesome
Silicon Valley Roller Girls ..
Roller Derby Pictures on flickr.com

I'd like to meet:

Bigfoot, Bradley Nowell, a Passenger Pigeon, a Whooping Crane, Fuller Brush Salesman, Kenny G standing near a cliff, Babe Ruth, Trey and Matt, a baby squirrel, Tom Cruise while peering over a well full of crocodiles, Muddy Waters (when he wasn't dead, which goes for everyone I mention}, Rasputin, Lewis (but not Clark), Chubby (from Our Gang), Marilyn Monroe, Richard Burton, Audrey Hepburn, Barney Rubble and Jesus Christ - I'll bet he could clear a lot of bullshit up with these Christians.Oh and someone that wants to give me their old Vincent...

Music:

Movies:

BADG Rockn' for Rollers

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Television:

I have 2

Books:

I'm currently illiterate.

Heroes:

D ER BY DERBY DERBY

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My Blog

Dream a little dream...

What if we all had machine guns mounted to our vehicles with finger triggers on the steering wheel? Would there be more road rage, or zero road rage? I'm thinking everyone would be pretty damn p...
Posted by Boss Hogg on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 02:18:00 PST

What I may or may not have noticed

The Bay Area Derby Girls (BADG) resumed their season this past Saturday at the San Jose Civic Auditorium. Fuck yeah! I arrived a bit early hoping to get a feel for the lighting but I kept running into...
Posted by Boss Hogg on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 10:16:00 PST

For reals tho...

For the past 20 months my roller derby calendar has been quite full. What began as a once-per-month thing with the Bay Area Derby Girls (BADG) soon blossomed to a twice-per-month gig by adding the Lo...
Posted by Boss Hogg on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 01:19:00 PST

Rollercon 2007

Dear Imperial Palace, The rumor of you being in the shape of a swastika when viewed from a satellite is a bit of a stretch, but you're evil all the same. I'll take responsibility for my own drunken s...
Posted by Boss Hogg on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 12:13:00 PST

That'll be $796,000

That'll be $796,000 please...So you want to be rich? If the phrase "it's not what you know, it's who you know" doesn't apply here I'll eat a wagon full of prunes and cartwheel my way across the field...
Posted by Boss Hogg on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 03:44:00 PST

Time Travel : What to Wear?

A bit of advice if you're traveling back in time. Bring proper clothing in relation to the era which you're visiting. If I could only remember how I travelled back in time, I'd be writing about that...
Posted by Boss Hogg on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 07:58:00 PST

The Whitening of Jemima

I was looking at a box of pancake mix and it dawned on me, "when the fuck did Aunt Jemima start looking like Halle Berry?" To be fair, she really doesn't look anything like Halle Berry, she look...
Posted by Boss Hogg on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 04:25:00 PST

The Lone Star Factor

"How would you like your coffee?" the stewardess queried. "Unadulterated is fine, thank you" I replied. The fact that I refer to her as a stewardess and not a flight attendant puts me in a...
Posted by Boss Hogg on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 10:24:00 PST

I don't have cryptosporidium disease, but I like to say I do...

When you've chugged as much pool water as I have in a single evening, you can make outlandish claims like "hey, I have cryptosporidium disease!" Each time I'd leave the pool to get another crappy bee...
Posted by Boss Hogg on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 08:02:00 PST

Rock the Vote with ADD

I don't want to sound like an old man but, I can't help but wonder where this country of ours is headed? Things that mom used to preach against are now quite mainstream. "Kenny, don't gamble, gambling...
Posted by Boss Hogg on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 12:29:00 PST