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Hannah Grenade

No man is an island but lots of dead ones tied together make a damn fine raft.

About Me

Referee Captain and WFTDA Ref Representative for the OC Rollergirls! Former subpool skater now referee for the LADD Enforcers! Referees for the amazing LA Derby Dolls

UPCOMING OC ROLLER GIRLS EVENTS

JOIN OUR REF CREW! [email protected]

COME SKATE WITH US!
Want to skate with us? In order to be an OC Roller Girl, you must be female, 21 or older, and have your own health insurance--we can teach you the rest! Contact us or check out our general information sheet .

I also skate w/ the International Society of Skateboarding Moms ( skateboardmom.com ). There are now more than 400 of us. You don't have to be a mom to join..just over 21.


Do I think about anything other than skating.. no.



My Interests


FIND ME ON:
MY FACEBOOK
AIM, Yahoo, MSN: "webvira"
ICQ: "131719"



You Are An ENFJ
The Giver

You strive to maintain harmony in relationships, and usually succeed.
Articulate and enthusiastic, you are good at making personal connections.
Sometimes you idealize relationships too much - and end up being let down.
You find the most energy and comfort in social situations ... where you shine.

You would make a good writer, human resources director, or psychologist. What's Your Personality Type?

Almost every waking moment is spent thinking about or practicing ROLLER DERBY

I've been ROLLER SKATING since I was 5. I like speed skating, roller derby, SPOT REXING (jam skating/shuffle skating/toe jamming), quad skate park skating, and just rolling down the street. I *hate* going to a rink and just going around and around with no purpose.


I first SKATEBOARDed around the time I started roller skating. When I was 18 I spent a little time w/ some 70's pro skaters and ended up doing some amateur FLATLAND FREESTYLE competitions. Now I skate with the SKATEBOARD MOMS as often as possible.

I *love* GEEKS! They're just plain hot. There's nothing more attractive to me than a hyper-intelligent-geekboy.

I'd like to meet:

Other skaters (inlines don't qualify)

If you're:
Female
21 or over
Can skate or learn to skate on quads (roller skates not inlines)
...and you want to try a little derby action

Visit OCRollergirls.com , DerbyDolls.com or email:
(Orange County) [email protected]
(Los Angeles) [email protected]
(San Diego) [email protected]

If you're:
Female
21 or over (with or without kids)
Can skateboard or want to learn to skateboard
...and you want to skate with other women

Visit SkateboardMom.com or email:
[email protected]

SPONSORS
Buy stuff from 'em!



I absolutely love the girls at the Dollhouse Salon!
If you need hair and makeup for a photo shoot or
special event.. CONTACT THEM!!

THIS IS A NO GLITTER ZONE!
GLITTER COMMENTS WILL BE DELETED!


Movies:

This is me:

You Are a Spork
You have a playful, eccentric sense of humor.
You are creative. You see the world in bold colors.

You are a dabbler. You love to experiment.
You aren't an expert in anything, but you know a little about everything. What Utensil Are You?

Television:

LOVE: Hot Tamales, Donuts, Kissing, Jasmine tea, Converse All-Stars, Sweet Potato, Bed risers HATE: Candy corn, Fish, Socked feet

My Blog

Check out this event: OC Roller Girls (roller derby)- Suburban Assault!

Buy your tickets RIGHT NOW for the upcoming OC Roller Girls double-header on November 8th. It's the last bout of the year! Proceeds will benefit Kristie's Foundation (http://www.kristies.org), a non-p...
Posted by Hannah Grenade on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 08:26:00 PST

Who *is* the adult?

ME: "BLAH BLAH (mom advice being aggressively doled out) BLAH BLAH"SON1: - blank stare -ME: "Who’s the adult here???"SON1: - blank stare - - pause - "I’m not really sure"Yup.. that’s...
Posted by Hannah Grenade on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 11:36:00 PST

Oh yeah.. Im the mom.

ME TO SON 2: You want some pancakes?SON 2: Yeah did you leave me any coffee?ME: I'll make you some (running some hot water through the previously used grounds..hey he doesn't really like coffee anyway...
Posted by Hannah Grenade on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 11:23:00 PST

More strange stuff.

From various chat programs etc:"Smells a little like cars and garbage, but so does Beth's hymen""k. I'm gonna run to the bank and deposit my porn money and get some lunch."" You were steadier when I h...
Posted by Hannah Grenade on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 07:39:00 PST

Rollercon thanks..

PITA & Mr T - For everything ..you knowDinah - For use of the pimp-mobileThose Vert Guys - Thx fer hangin w/ my girls and being so helpful!The security guys on bikes at the IP - for helping Drunk Hann...
Posted by Hannah Grenade on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 05:09:00 PST

The best 4 nights youll never remember..

Yup, Rollercon kiddos.TUES:Spent the night at PITA's place. Her neighbors must *love* her 'cause she's always walking around in her front yard in her undies.. but that's another story. Dinah brought h...
Posted by Hannah Grenade on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 10:47:00 PST

I'm so HAPPY ..feelin' SNAPPY..

(if you know that song i'll give you a big wet kiss!)Skating with these vert skaters is making me feel just fucking fantastic..wow. I'm all smiley n stuff. So on a lil perfectionist note, I'm not so h...
Posted by Hannah Grenade on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 05:08:00 PST

..and another thing..

If you hate "gold diggers" maybe you should pay attention when you find someone attractive enough to let them into your life! If the person you're interested in *must* have the latest clothing, hairst...
Posted by Hannah Grenade on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 04:49:00 PST

Insipired.

Karen has inspired me to go ahead and blog! I want to post up front that I have nothing particularly amazing to say. It's all that normal day-to-day stuff that all moms experience, apart from the skat...
Posted by Hannah Grenade on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 10:51:00 PST

A moment in time..

SON 1: mom do you know where i can buy some chocolate?SON 2: do you know where i can buy a leotard?ME: LOL WHAT??SON 2: do you know where i can buy a *chocolate* leotard?SON 1: yeah, i'm gonna wear it...
Posted by Hannah Grenade on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 08:21:00 PST