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About Me

So my name really is Phil, I just have a few identity issues. One of them, Cop A. Phil is a ref for the Rat City Roller Girls! And I ref for anybody that needs a rollerderby ref, I'm like a reffing whore. If ya need some refs, get ahold of me and I'll try to get some for ya! One of the others is Phil Dirt, announcer for Tacoma's own Dockyard Derby Dames! They are a fantastic up and comming league and all a bunh of great ladies. Another version of me is the all time penaty leader for my hockey team, the Almighty Beavers! (Lets go BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-VERS!)I also like to start fires, but thats just a hobby.
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Rollerderby, hockey, travel, starting fires, assault (wait, thats the first two), um... stuff I can't talk about til the statute of limitations runs out.
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What type of hockey player are you?
Enforcer
You just don't care, you will punish your opponent untill they can not move. You have no problem throwing down the gloves. You will push a guy through the glass, you will shove him into the ice. Your only mission is to inflict as much pain on your enemy as possible.

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Music:

Bands that soud like the Ramones with a different singer, the Ramones. Other stuff. I am 81% Punk Rock.
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Movies:

Wild at heart, Bad taste, Mad Max, The Killer, UHF, Slap Shot, Spinal Tap, and other love stories

Television:

There used to be a joke in here that involved a referance from the movie "Being There" starring Peter Sellers, for the two people that got it, thank you and I'm sorry.

Books:

Grapes, by Don Cherry. Tiger, by Dave "Tiger" Williams. Ballad of the Whiskey Robber. Teen Beat but then I found out that didn't mean what I thought it did.

Heroes:

All the Ladies that play Rollerderby here in the Northwest, Don Koharski, Kerry Fraizer, The Hanson Brothers, Don Cherry, anybody who ever got 5 for fighting

My Blog

Realy!

Stuff heard over the course of the weekend: "Will you buy us hotdogs? We'll buy you drinks at prom!" "I didn't hit anybody in the face the whole bout!" "Why do you have lipstick on your elbow?" Whistl...
Posted by Cop A. Phil on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 09:28:00 PST

Stupid stupid hamstring

My Almighty Beavers tonight played the phlyers for the championship of my division. On my first shift I jumped back about 6 inches and caught an edge. my ass jumped back but my legs stayed in place. I...
Posted by Cop A. Phil on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 11:28:00 PST

Goalie Fight!!!!!

I was in the Tri-Cities this weekend at a hockey tournement, go every year. Lots of fun, dirinkin, sunshine, pool time and hockey! Our goalie backed out a couple of weeks beforehand so I wound up dust...
Posted by Cop A. Phil on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 08:18:00 PST

My goony ways!

I finaly did it! 100 Penalties In Minutes! My career PIMS are now 102! Whoo-hoo! Thats just on the Almighty Beavers, in 60 or so games. I've had 98 for the last 4 games and just couldn't get my box ti...
Posted by Cop A. Phil on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 10:31:00 PST

Accordion!

I got an Accordion! This otta drive my niebors nuts! Now, just gotta learn how to play the damn thing...
Posted by Cop A. Phil on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 06:37:00 PST

Burn Cadillac burn

Cadillac now uses the Pogues in an add. Thinking of Shane MacGowan's teeth really makes me want an SUV. Can't wait to see Crass in a hummer add. Every day I get closer to starting fires. I can't carry...
Posted by Cop A. Phil on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 10:47:00 PST

Overtime is for suckers!

BASTARDS! Forcin' me in on sunday. Hate 'em. If it didn't pay well, and I'm feelin a little broke, I.... GRRRRRRRRR.
Posted by Cop A. Phil on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 06:34:00 PST

Rec-League Gordie Howe Hat Trick!

My first game of the season for the Almighty Beavers I got a Rec-League Gordie Howe Hat Trick, goal, assist, and a penalty! The pro version is a goal an assist and a fight, but we all have to work in ...
Posted by Cop A. Phil on Mon, 21 May 2007 09:21:00 PST

Bug

Last sunday I had to say goodbye as one of my old cats, Bug, left to be with his sister. His sister, Fred passed away back in Feb, and Bug had been having heath problems. When I first got bug he was a...
Posted by Cop A. Phil on Sat, 12 May 2007 08:29:00 PST