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Heywood JaBlomee

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About Me

"Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life." Bertolt BrechtThis is what being a yooper is all about.

My Interests

I am always up for an adventure. Other than that, the usual. Roller Derby, weekends out at camp, sauna, music, my motorcycle, and travel. Oh yeah, Beer is also a hobby of mine. Polka, Polka, Polka!!! Kink, ahhh you know, all the normal stuff. masturbateforpeace

I'd like to meet:

“We are turning into a nation of whimpering slaves to Fear—fear of war, fear of poverty, fear of random terrorism, fear of getting down-sized or fired because of the plunging economy, fear of getting evicted for bad debts or suddenly getting locked up in a military detention camp on vague charges of being a Terrorist sympathizer.” Hunter S. Thompson

Music:

The Polkaholics, Säh, Einstürzende Neubauten, Cursive, Shellac, Isis, Interpol, In Extremo, Heavy Vegetable, Mogwai, Blonde Redhead, Kettcar, Pixies, Fugazi, Black Flag, Minor Threat, Tom Waits, Neil Young, James Tayor, Ani Difranco, I like a lot of different music. Usually anything that will bring out the drink in a person is good with me. POLKA POLKA POLKA!!!

Movies:

Fight Club, Montey Python stuff, Mel Brooks stuff, Harold and Maude, Animal House, UHF, just to name a few.

Television:

Rollersport.TV

Books:

Fear an Loathing in Las Vegas, On the Road, the Dahrma Bums, A Chosen Faith, the Beauty Trilogy. I'm not really an avid reader. I like books with pictures. Especially, one's with nudey pics ;)I'm working on "Team of Rivals the Political Genius of Abraham Lincon", "the Gospel according to the Simpsons", and some Ralph Waldo Emmerson.

Heroes:

My grandparents, and the Leinenkugel's Braumeister...

My Blog

Farmer Heywood

Yep. Memorial day weekend Jen and I planted 425 sq. ft. of garden with an unbelievable amount of stuff in them. I did the double dig to one bed, and tilled the other 2. We planted the exact same stuf...
Posted by Heywood JaBlomee on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 12:47:00 PST

$124.00

Yep, light sweet crude is $124 per barrel. Remember when it was $100 a barrel cheaper? How about 2002? Thankyou W. How about in January of 1999 (pre oilmen in office)? 8 fucking dollars a barrel! We ...
Posted by Heywood JaBlomee on Thu, 08 May 2008 03:04:00 PST

Bike on I-5

Bicyclist on I-5 causes traffic jam By Seattle Times staff Traffic on Interstate 5 is backed up in North Seattle after a man on a bicycle rode onto the freeway and zipped across all the lanes this ...
Posted by Heywood JaBlomee on Thu, 08 May 2008 02:48:00 PST

School of Hard Knocks!

What an awesome practice yesterday at the rollerhole. Lots of scrimmaging! A big thanks to NSRG and MNRG's Rockits for coming out, showing some skills and knocking us dudes around! Potsy, aka Reefer E...
Posted by Heywood JaBlomee on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 02:53:00 PST

Derby Injuries

In a time where I'm seeing and reading a lot of douchbagary coming from the team in stripes I'd like to take a stand. A lot of refs are having major impact on gameplay by making shitty calls, quite of...
Posted by Heywood JaBlomee on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:19:00 PST

Asshole

I think I've become good at being an asshole. What I mean I guess, is that I'm learning how to turn it on, how much to dial it up (whether it needs to go to 11 or not), and when to turn it off. I lik...
Posted by Heywood JaBlomee on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:11:00 PST

Cant buy a job.

Yeah, that sums things up here in the Twin Cities for my trade anyway. I called 52 Union masonry contractors. -6 No longer do masonry. -10 I need to call back (no answer). -22 Aren’t hiring...
Posted by Heywood JaBlomee on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 09:56:00 PST

I’m headed home.

Yep, you read right. I am headed home. I leave Wednsday March 26th.
Posted by Heywood JaBlomee on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:46:00 PST

Thanks!

I wanted to say that I don’t know what the future entails for me. What I do know is I am headed home to my wife and our girl. I’ve met some really awesome people out here in the Pacific No...
Posted by Heywood JaBlomee on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:45:00 PST

USARS Questions

After many emails and finally getting to the point that I wrote a nasty email and called them incompotent here are some of the Q and A I had planned for USARS at the Throwdown. It only took them 3 mon...
Posted by Heywood JaBlomee on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 12:56:00 PST