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Rettig to Rumble

RettigtoRumble

About Me

I am honored to be able to participate in one of the most important and necessary sports of our time: Women’s Flat Track Roller Derby. For me, derby began in 2004 when Seattle looked over the Cascade Mountains and across the Rio Grande to the women of the Texas Rollergirls, who were already well on their way towards blazing a new path in the world of sports—one where women are serious dedicated athletes who can be tough as nails, ferociously competitive, and overwhelmingly successful.
As a Co-Captain (2005) and Captain (2006, 2007) of Rat City’s Grave Danger, I have had the opportunity to learn from an extraordinarily talented group of women what it means to be a team and how to play as a unit for a common goal. Never in my life have I been so unabashedly proud of one group's collective drive, determination, and accomplishments. After countless hours of relentless training, Grave Danger won the Rat City Rollergirls Season Three Championship Bout.
As a member of the Rat City Rollergirl All Star Travel Team (2006, 2007) I have also had the tremendous honor of playing with and against some of the best athletes I have ever had the pleasure of meeting. I have had the rare opportunity to play on the same team with many of my intraleague rivals (and idols): D-Bomb, Burnett Down, Darth Skater, Drew Blood, Ann R. Kissed, Miss Fortune et. al. Interleague play has also allowed me to bout against a host of amazing leagues from across the United States, including the Texas Rollergirls, the Tucson Roller Derby, the B.A.D. Girls and The Rose City Rollers (the list goes on and on). In February of 2007, the Rat City All Star Travel Team won all the marbles at the second Dust Devil tournament, coming home with the first place trophy for Seattle!
While any half skeleton on wheels knows that a derby career is short lived at best (especially when it was started as late as mine was), I can honestly say that being a part of the rebirth of this sport has been one of the most important pieces of my life. Thank you to all who have allowed me to play with you, to learn from you, and to hip check you into the crowd!

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Photo by Geoff Carter

Drawing by Jessica Creager

2006 Bumberbout Flat Track Derby Invitational, 2nd Place

Painting by Niki Keller

My Blog

Attention Rettig Friends and Foes: West Seattle Summerfest

The Rat City Rollergirls will be in full force this weekend (Friday July 13th  Sunday July 15th) as we stomp the grounds of the West Seattle Summerfest! It'll be your chance to meet and mingle with ...
Posted by Rettig to Rumble on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 08:44:00 PST

Rat City on the Radio

Seattle station 88.5 KPLU is running a great Rat City Rollergirls story today! Hear the voices behind the hip checks: Hurricane Lilly, La Petite Mort, Elektra Lyte and, yours truly, Rettig to Rumble b...
Posted by Rettig to Rumble on Sat, 26 May 2007 04:17:00 PST

Skate Deck  Rettig Style

Check this out! Artist Brian Beardsley has designed this amazing skate deck with his original Rettig to Rumble artwork! A girl could not be more flattered or honored!...
Posted by Rettig to Rumble on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 04:19:00 PST

November 2006 Glamour Magazine

The last person you'd ever expect to be quoted in Glamour Magazine is probably me.  But, George W. was elected twice and I suppose even stranger things have happened.  So, if you can't ...
Posted by Rettig to Rumble on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 12:51:00 PST

Blood & Thunder

While attending the Rose City Rollers Season I Championship Bout over the weekend, I picked up the first edition of Blood & Thunder.  I was so excited to see that the picture of Hurricane Lil...
Posted by Rettig to Rumble on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 08:02:00 PST

Jones Soda

I'm speechless--that's my mug on the Jones Soda web page!  Wow!  Thank you so very much Jones Soda--everyone, get out there and drink a Jones Soda--now!  Thanks also in order for Ida Sl...
Posted by Rettig to Rumble on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 02:41:00 PST