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Lollerskates #1337

I am here for Friends

About Me

At twenty-four, Lollerskates realized that she needed another alter-ego. Her current alter-ego, a small Gnome mage* with pigtails was purely virtual, and, in many cases, just not quite badass enough—some would probably say that it was entirely dorky. So, she set forth and began pursuing the extraordinarily sexy OC Roller Girls . Shortly after, her new alter-ego still hasn’t met the threshold of badassedness she desires, but the anticipation is that it will happen soon. Regardless, it remains very clear that she is #1337.

*Linnell, level 73 on Frostwolf

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who like awesome stuff. Like us! ^____^

And Robot Chicken--it's full of awesome!

And of course, I always like meeting derby folk and people who find humor in my name and/or number ^___^

**I DO NOT want to meet people and/or promoters who think I want to be their friend just because I'm Asian. Take your mono-ethnicity parties elsewhere, please.

My Blog

It’s kind of like a peep show in a box.

The latest rat high rise, you sickos.  I made the girls a desktop boxland for my desk, so now I don't have to worry about them getting into things they shouldn't be.  They're so damn cute!!
Posted by on Sun, 26 Oct 2008 01:59:00 GMT

Fatty fatty rat rat!

We finally weighed the girls today, since it's obvious that Kaylee is now much larger than Zoe...  Here's the score:Zoe: 8.9 ouncesKaylee: 11.9 ounces.........O_o!It's actually quite adorable--sh...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 23:19:00 GMT

Back Bay Bombshells WIN!

February 2, 2008The Back Bay Bombshells celebrated their first win (and first win of the 2008 season :p ) at the February 2, 2008 LOVE HURTS bout.  Pitted against the Huntington Heartbreaker...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 19:41:00 GMT

Today was Raturday!

Yay!  It was finally Raturday, and we came home with two new babies, Kaylee and Zoe.  Kaylee is the smaller (younger, though) one with darker bits, and--just like her new mommy--doesn't take...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 22:55:00 GMT

Why I’m a pessimist. -OR- The rain is now on my shit list.

It does me no good to be optimistic.  The few major times I've been optimistic, the Republican candidates (regardless of how incompetent they were) still won, and it STILL rained today.  Nor...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 20:41:00 GMT

My ass is on the intraweb.

I was picking through the OC Weekly photos from the bout last night, only to come to the last picture, a lovely cropped shot of someone in our fabulous "DO YOU DERBY" shorts.  Dork that I am, I t...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 20:36:00 GMT

Teh best message EVAR!

I recently checked my alter ego's myspace account and was pleased to find the best message I've ever gotten:Over the weekend my friend Rich gave me a crash course in leetspeak (or 1337 for those of us...
Posted by on Tue, 22 May 2007 16:40:00 GMT

Political petition season

A new season is upon us, that of the political petitions.  Why do I care?  Because I like to think I'm at least somewhat politically aware, and I hate fuckers who don't give a shit about som...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 18:28:00 GMT

My derby cherry was popped.

And, by none other than the ridiculously good Angel City Derby Girls! You might wonder what it's like to have one's cherry popped simultaneously by 14+ girls, and I can tell you two things... (1) It w...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 02:10:00 GMT