Rollerskating. Rollerskates. Roller Derby! Make-Up. Unclimbing trees, Buying/giving/making gifts. I have jew envy. I have an undying hatred/facination for Food Networks Rachel Ray. I loath when people use the phrase lol...or any other ridiculous abreaveations. I appreciate things that are in bad taste. Love cooking and all things food. Easy Crossword Puzzels. Children. Broken English. Serial Killers. Movies. Grocery Shopping. Organizing things. Sleeping in. Going out to eat. Documentaries on the Titanic or Alcatraz. Cool shoes. Watching remote controlled airplanes play with birds. Tacky religous art. Watching cemetary movies and eating cheese. Taking the piss out of... anyone.
Anyone who wants to give me a job (IATSE local 706, baby!), "Little People" wearing sombraro's filled with chips and salsa walking around like party platters. Any kind of monkey. Anyone who has had a show on discovery health channel about them, preferably with some kind of serious obsticle to over come (i.e. girl with out a face, parsidic twins, etc).
David Bowie, Janes Addiction, Oingo Boingo, Kudu, Michael Jackson (old school MJ of course), Queen, Meters, Stevie Wonder, Bijork, NIN, Lou Reed, Otis Redding, Sam Cooke, Patsy Cline, Radiohead, Ray Charles, Johnny Cash, Abba, Gloria Gainer, The Shins, Bill Withers, New Order, Roy Orbison, White Stripes,Cake, Primus, Prince, Faith No More, Porno for Pyros, Parliment Funkadelic, Regge, Weapon of Choice, Banyan, Zero Seven, 2 Live Crew, Too Short, Snoop (basically any rap that is purely masogonistic). And of course anything that makes me want to dance with myself.
Any and all Charlie Kaufman (especially Eternal Sunshine and Being John Malcovich), Any Paul Thomas Anderson, Most Wes Anderson especialy Royal Tannenbaums, Any Christopher Guest, Most David Lynch, Happiness, Heart Burn, Cabin Fever, Evil Dead 1 and 2, Dead Alive, River's Edge, Fast Times, Most John Hughes, A Door In The Floor, Heavy Metal Parking Lot, The Cider House Rules, All Mel Brooks, Edward Scissor Hands and Beetlejuice, Princess Bride, The Jerk, Run Ronnie Run, Nightmare befor Christmas, Zoolander, Amelie, City of Lost Children, Children of Men, The Fountain, The Professional, Delicatessen, Kill Bill, Eddie Murphy "Raw" and "Delirious", Everything Richard Pryor ever did, Most stand up comedy and a few chosen stupid girly movies I will never admit to enjoying.
R.I.P. Sixfeet Under and Arrested Development FOREVER,Rob and Big, Strangers with Candy, Mr. Show with Bob and David, Family Guy, Wife Swap, Project Runway, Adult Swim (esp Lucy duaghter of the Devil), Curb Your Enthusiasm, Twin Peaks, Kids on kids on kids. Documentaries on basically anything. I am obsessed with food network. I love television and resent people that hate it as a whole, they are obviously watching the wrong shows.
The kid stays in the picture (on CD, read by the crazy, Robert Evans, is brilliant). All David Sedaris. All John Irving. The DSM IV psycology dictionary. True crime books. Pornogami (the art of pornagraphic oragammi). I love to read menu's or any thing food related, like cook books. What to expect when you are expectingor anything about children. Anything about make-up or costumes or transformations.
People who can spell. People with self control. People who keep me on my toes and Max, because he emodies all these things... I know... gaaaaayyyyy. Ohhhh... and my sister.