art-schmart, multi-functional household accessories, chalkboard rants, manhattan, odd numbers, pilgrim role-playing, fx make-up, playing elaborate tricks, comedic narcotic dependence, high-fashion, electronic fly-swatters, crosswords, regular bowel movement, scotch; neat.
I'd like to meet:
pilgrims OR COSTUMED INTERPRETERS. the Mayor of Druggachussets. oh man, Indiana Jones. someone who will let me lay a beard on them and pretend to be a pilgrim, and enjoy it. people of proportional comedic value also. huck finn, johnny depp, RIVER PHOENIX (oh well) ***however, im not too into the boys -who-like-only-asian-girls-because- they're-really pedophiles, thing; if that's you, move on and keep watching your "Cum On My Braces" rental.***anyways, im not the waify sort of asian girl.
Music:
OLDIES, BUT GOODIES. left banke, lifetime, KUDU, dr. octagon, ambulance sirens when im coming round the mountain
Movies:
barefoot in the park, the boy who could fly, the cruise (documentary), pillow talk, the dark crystal, amélie, the house of yes, delicatessen, eraserhead, fantasia, mary poppins, sleeping beauty, Black Mama, White Mama, saturday night fever, DELIVERANCE.
Television:
LOST, MAN vs. WILD, ANTM, 90210, korean soaps, court tv, forensic files, lifetime dramas starring tori spelling, mr. show and the like
Books:
The Miracle of Mindfulness, Wasted, The Black Womans Guide to Dating the Black Man, Only in America, Colour Guide to Forensic Pathology, Black Dahlia Avenger.
Heroes:
anyone who wants to dress up like huck finn or pilgrims.people who use the left lane for passing, because that's what it's for, not for cruising.
