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emily

donald rumpus loves the room

About Me

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My Interests

regretting purchases, putting shit off, pretending different objects around the house are my dick, doing improv, attempting impersonations but having them all sound like liza minelli doing the impersonation, laughing at really inappropriate times, celebrity nip-slips, dark dirty synths, going on scone hunts, weirdo comedy stuff, japanese street fashion, bands from 1965 where the members wear matching outfits, talking about baja fresh to anyone who will listen.

Music:

eliot lipp, piero umiliani, josef k, ministry, van halen, prince, nitzer ebb, yello, new order, drexciya, dopplereffekt, liaisons dangereuses, clinic, cybotron, zombi, jesus and the mary chain, goblin, jaydee, ariel pink, shadows of knight, jeff sfire, stuff on 4ad, new colony 6, isolee, junior boys, clientele, grace jones, the calculators, peter richard, kraftwerk, kelley polar, smokey robinson and the miracles, depeche mode, mamas and the papas, acdc, alexander robotnick, chocolate watch band, electric banana, the raincoats, the meek, tarentel, jacques kopstein, art of noise, I-F, q lazzarus, beta evers, der zyklus, gaz nevada, catherine wheel, sukia, perlon, kenny dixon jr, theo parrish, legowelt, polarius, devo, le car, the pleasure seekers, galaxie 500, ennio morricone, jeff mills, claudio simonetti, edan, dark party, british invasion, DAF, modern romance, james cotton, my bloody valentine, alexander spence, the slits, unit moebius, a number of names, chaka khan, the cure, zapp & roger, the b-52's, 5 royales, jade, the contours, mantronix, the zombies, viewlexx, bunker, environ, morgan geist, hairshirt, patrick russell, dorothy ashby, daniel wang, the era, elliott smith, siouxsie and the banshees, the stooges, the standells, patrick pulsinger, john carpenter, devendra, the sorrows, yardbirds, the kinks, international music system, subtitle, neon strider bitrate, dilute, my mine, cocteau twins, mc eiht, suga free, leo 123, mac mall, ray luv, heaven 17, gino soccio, the creation, motown girl groups, pink floyd, sebastien tellier, air, early rolling stones, the pretty things, italo, television, pixies, gang of four, detroit techno and booty, acid, hip-house, jasia 1-0, chris and cosey, beck, mr. fingers, newcleus, chaka khan, young lay, the kinks, first degree, nu shooz, sheila e, vanity 6, appolonia, alisha, pretty poison, quadrant six, human league, heaven 17, bow wow wow, tom tom club, yes, wham, carl craig, 10cc, earl bostic, duran duran, the exposures, evelyn champagne king, the flares, four tops, heart, honey cone, jefferson airplane, kevin shields, pet shop boys, patrice rushen, tears for fears, donny hathaway, lozen, stone roses, the turtles, khayree, junior wells, absolute body control, dipset, mr. oizo, soft cell, sukia, syd barrett, t. rex, stereolab, van morrison, sufjan stevens, three 6 mafia, the white stripes, slint, daft punk, yo la tengo, ween, timberland, timberlake, dj rels, der plan, swisha house, daedalus, plus device, some water and sun, oran day, some hyphy ass shit, e-40, droop-E

Movies:

planet terror!!!, over the edge, gimme shelter, little darlings, the jerk, sixteen candles, grey gardens, bottle rocket, pretty in pink, phenomena, deep red, the bad news bears, suspiria, polyester, true romance, conspirators of pleasure, the women, paris is burning, mulholland drive, lost highway, zombie, alice in wonderland, dawn of the dead, cry-baby, heathers, science of sleep, little miss sunshine, frankenhooker, paper moon, clueless, electric grandmother, society, don't tell mom the babysitter's dead, tenebrae, fast times at ridgemont high, people under the stairs, waiting for guffman, spinal tap, run ronnie run, gummo, alphaville, return to oz, female trouble, rear window, sid and nancy, party girl, they live, the breakfast club, the stuff, escape from new york, beetlejuice, mean girls, all about eve, hairspray, inferno, big trouble in little china, wet hot american summer, nine to five, desperately seeking susan, the big lebowski, labyrinth, earth girls are easy, anything that was on "USA up all night"

Television:

lost, tim and eric awesome show great job, clark and michael, big love, freaks and geeks, dog bites man, comedians of comedy, human giant, fat guy stuck in internet, stella, strangers with candy, the state, reno 911, tom goes to the mayor, the comeback, twin peaks, mr show, kids in the hall, freak show, get a life, upright citizens brigade, sealab 2021 (Rip murph), wonder showzen, arrested development, the office, extras, space ghost...

Books:

judy blume, vc andrews, christopher pike....the greats.

Heroes:

robertson and otto and don piano

My Blog

fleeting moments

on the train a few nights ago, i thought in great detail about how i should start making sweet hiphop mixes and pass them out. i am dead serious. so if you ever see a jaded girl in a van halen t-shir...
Posted by emily on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 10:27:00 PST

osama bin bloggin

i have nothing to say..i just wanted to pun. i couldn't help but wonder...was my love of puns and New York City turning into a real relationship? or did i just suck?...
Posted by emily on Tue, 15 May 2007 01:02:00 PST

hint hint

possible b-day present:non-stop partyfriends- you have until june 14th to come up with this money. maybe you can start selling the sweetleaf with this guy:...
Posted by emily on Fri, 11 May 2007 01:13:00 PST

the lamest thing i've said this week

while cleaning up my room earlier, i said out loud to myself "i can't wait to get those clogs" and clapped my hands together. i swear my cat rolled his eyes.
Posted by emily on Fri, 11 May 2007 12:14:00 PST

note to self

here are some new sex acts to try:1. apartment tour2. grandpa's eye patch3. pie season4. dead inside boat ride5. inopportune massage train6. bucket party (aka mopping)
Posted by emily on Thu, 10 May 2007 01:34:00 PST