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Z-Sauce

...like raising water with a knife.

About Me

http://www.ceremonyhc.com/monyllttooth.html

I'll be back in New York around June 28.

My Interests

Not going to sleep when I'm awake and not waking up when I'm asleep. Maxing out my "chill" stats with friends. Being forced into laughter. Improv. Writing. Music. Espresso mixed with ice, soy milk and agave nectar. Jess Sylvester's phone messages. Reaching a state of contentedness and floundering in the surrounding open mouthed smiles. Oh, and most importantly, avocado: nature's green butter that tastes like avocado.

I'd like to meet:

...people who don't have to constantly be reminded of when I'm being serious and when I'm joking. The answer to your future query is that I'm always joking. And always serious.

But in all seriousness, just kidding (just kidding), I'm looking for those searching to enlist in an unregistered rehabilitation program that's goal is to make today's mundane scripted dialogues and exchanges memorable and worthy of high fives. No focus on prologue or epilogue, but instead, on our most current chapter. I'd like to think of us (not necessarily you) as conversation hackers, verbal creeps and linguistical disasters, who punctuate in stutters and type in waltz. We're scavengers of fun and scholars of joy, and one day we'll meet in celebration of celebrating the uncelebrated.

Music:

Ceremony, Life Long Tragedy, Sabertooth Zombie

Movies:

Aliens
Terminator 2
They Live

I like other types of movies too but these ones are the three best movies of all time so it's safe to just list them. Then again it could be argued that it's so obvious that there's no point in listing them, but to that I rebut with the point that most people haven't downloaded life lessons that transmute this from the inane to blatantly obvious. I'm 23-years-old and I know everything.

Television:

Dexter
Flight of the Conchords
Human Giant
The Office
The Wire

Books:

Charles Bukowski
Philip K. Dick
Warren Ellis
Cormac McCarthy
Kurt Vonnegut

Heroes:

The ones who died before doing anything too bad.

My Blog

Best Photograph Of All Time

Agree to agree.Ross & Zed beyond the universe...for......ever...............
Posted by Z-Sauce on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 09:11:00 PST

Top 20 Records Of The Nineties

01. My Bloody Valentine - Loveless 02. Nirvana - In Utero 03. Dr. Octagon - Dr. Octagonecologyst 04. Godspeed You Black Emperor! - f(sharp)a(sharp)infinity 05. Burzum - Filosofem 06. Wu-Tang Cla...
Posted by Z-Sauce on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 07:23:00 PST

I Tried To Buy Hair Tonight

Off from work. On the way to the 6-Train subway station. Upper East Side. Thought it'd be a good idea to stop into a fancy hair salon. A great idea at that. I pushed the metal frame of the glass do...
Posted by Z-Sauce on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 02:13:00 PST

About Twenty Important Songs of 2007 Part One

I chose about twenty of my favorite songs from 2007. I then made fun superlative-type category headings for them with explanational summaries. Let me point out that all of these songs are good, so dow...
Posted by Z-Sauce on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 06:57:00 PST

Yes Awkward, Know Awkward

Soooooooo...today at work I experienced the most awkward situation ever.My co-worker, his name will remain anonymous as "****", was standing on my left. We were both facing the same direction in front...
Posted by Z-Sauce on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 07:08:00 PST

Ten Hours Short Of A Day

Last night I was feeling tired. So far, the night doesn't stick out. I'm tired many nights. Tired enough to pass out on the L-Train on the way home from Manhattan and wake up at the final stop: Far Ro...
Posted by Z-Sauce on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 09:41:00 PST

Highlights Of October

Here are a few random ones from the past week.Doctor's office. I brought up questions about carpal tunnel syndrome. She (the doctor) began to explain what carpal tunnel syndrome is. How an area near y...
Posted by Z-Sauce on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 09:20:00 PST

I Have Obtained Internet

Cut the ribbon, open the champagne, drop the "Grand Opening!" vinyl sign from the rafts. My return has come and it's as triumphant as that time Jesus Christ arose from the dead.I'm no zombie but I'm u...
Posted by Z-Sauce on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 06:09:00 PST

I Have No Internet

At the moment there is no internet in my apartment.I've never been so scared in my life.
Posted by Z-Sauce on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 08:13:00 PST

People Who Don't Want "Too Much" And Assorted Shoutouts

It's important to realize that whenever you order a cup of coffee that you allow the barista or counter person to become instantly aware that you don't want "too much" milk. That you notify the salad ...
Posted by Z-Sauce on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 09:34:00 PST