About Me
"you don't lose to Stanford at home. No, you don't lose to Stanford at home. Again, you do NOT lose to Stanford at home. The first rule of fight club is that you don't lose to Stanford at home. The second rule of fight club is that you don't lose to Stanford at home."
-CollegeFootballNews.com
"shaking out any issues and the cobwebs outta my racer brain"
-Jo
Our daddy won't ditch us. He is there WHENEVER we need Him.
Our Daddy won't reject us. He sees who we really are on the inside and loves us ANYWAY.
Our Daddy won't deceive us. He is ALWAYS true and faithful.
Our Daddy is JESUS CHRIST...
-www.jcsgirls.com
Spartan Queen: "hey when you're a clown, you have no vagina or penis"
Spartan Queen: you're just a freak
-aim conversation with Spartan Queen
jj: "you've let me down yet again jolio"
jj: "strike 2"
jj: "you know what strike 3 means"
me: "when was strike 1?"
jj: "revealing my amazon sex fantasy"
me: "HAHAHAH !!!"
-aim conversation with jenny jenkins
"you cant complain about paying 2 bucks, 3 approaches complaining area."
-anne lee
"You poop into my butt hole and I poop into your butt hole... back and forth... forever... ))(( forever"
-robby
"Yay! I had the pleasure of running around a swarm of people, observing poor Joe lock himself inside his hoodie after taking one too many shots of Jagger, then pouring a bottle of water completely out for photo effect, and eventually crawling up a flight of stairs to nestle into a bean bag. Oh Joe Joe."
-ellei j
"I've never been more thankful for Girls Gone Wild until now. Hip-hop-hooray for boobies!!"
-ellei j
"And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, 'as greedy as a pig'."
-Brick Top
"Although this is beginning to sound familiar: as with all addictions, those who are addicted are always looking over their shoulder, pointing out someone else who has a worse habit."
-Alex Kuczynski (Beauty Junkies)
"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon."
-Raoul Duke(travel tips)
"Summer romances begin for all kinds of reasons, but when all is said and done, they have one thing in common. They're shooting stars, a spectacular moment of light in the heavens, fleeting glimpse of eternity, and in a flash they're gone."
-Noah
"No touchy."
"Where'd you come from, little guy?"
"No... touchy."
"Demon llama!"
"Demon llama? Where?"
-Kuzco and Pacha
"Tell me your name."
"Thank you. My name is Jane."
"No, not that, your real name."
"Thank you. My name is Jane."
"Your real name! Tell me your real name! I know your name is Alice!"
"Thank you. My real name is plain...Jane...Jones."
-Larry and Alice
"The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one."
-Elbert Hubbard
"Fitter, happier, more productive, comfortable, not drinking too much, regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week), getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries , at ease, eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats), a patient better driver, a safer car (baby smiling in back seat), sleeping well (no bad dreams), no paranoia, careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole), keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then), will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in the wall), favors for favors, fond but not in love, charity standing orders, on Sundays ring road supermarket (no killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants), car wash (also on Sundays), no longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows, nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate, nothing so childish - at a better pace, slower and more calculated, no chance of escape, now self-employed, concerned (but powerless), an empowered and informed member of society (pragmatism not idealism), will not cry in public, less chance of illness, tires that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat), a good memory, still cries at a good film, still kisses with saliva, no longer empty and frantic like a cat tied to a stick, that's driven into frozen winter shit (the ability to laugh at needless harm), calm, fitter, healthier and more productive, a pig in a cage on antibiotics."
-Radiohead
"My, my, my, delilah"
"You bitch! You slut! You whore!"
"Why, why, why, delilah"
"You bitch! You slut! You whore!"
-Tom Jones and The Tripod
"He once heard that some college-going 24 fans had developed a drinking game in which you have to down one shot for every time Jack Bauer says, 'Damn it,' which is the show's 'fuck' and 'shit' substitude. So during one episode, in one scene, he took it upon himself to say 'Damn it' three times in a row."
-Erik Hedegaard (Rollingstone Magazine)
"Boom, boom, boom. And that was just one scene. By the end, there had to be fourteen 'Damn its.' And I could just see all these college kids going, 'Oh, fuck !'"
-Kiefer Sutherland
there's only one thing i regret in life...
dont make fun of me... i will be a hot dancer
You know me, I'm impulsive .
so tired ... words are useless to me
don't think i'll ever do that again...
Do you remember when, life was so simple and permanent?
can i get a bite of that? yah, your ice cream
I'm thinking of my soul's sovereignty
Look, there's two women fucking a polar bear
It's survival of the fittest, Max, and we've got the fucking gun.
What's with today today?
everyone has their own way to deal with problems
not anymore...
