I don't know how to drive. I've given up on matching my socks, because one really does always seem to disappear. And even though I hardly ever smoke pot, I think Celine Dion's "It's all Coming Back To Me Now" is very fun when you are stoned.
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acting, music, dancing like a madman, raquetball, fuzeball, enneagram, bus naps and day pass bardering, Scott Summers, dogs and penguins, seaweed, sudoku, anything that comes in a mini-size, vodka soda and Camel lights, Coachella, random piggy banks (i.e. the couch), good no great standup, headphones and my own two feet, Ruthie Henshall, Mario Cart, guilty pleasures, and knowing what Ann Margret is doing right this minute, especially because sometimes she is doing this
Those who appreciate the random crack.
Fight Club, The Descent, Grey Gardens, The Beals Of Grey Gardens, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Waiting for Guffman, Almost Famous, Freeway, Requiem for a Dream, To Die For, Bring it On, The Graduate, Texas Chainsaw Massacre(70's), Dog Soldiers, The Muppets Take Manhattan, Out of Sight, Moulin Rouge, Pitch Black, Chungking Express, Punch Drunk Love, Laurel Canyon, Nurse Betty, Dancer in the Dark, Clue, Center Stage, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Spellbound, City of God, Troll 2, Cabaret, Harold & Maude, What's Up Tigerlily, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, p , Tarnation, Dogville, Kill Bill, Dig!, X2, Mulholland Dr., Secretary, Sin City
My Current TiVo Season Pass List:
How I Meet Your Mother
The New Adventures Of Old Christine
Heroes
Weeds
Dexter
Scrubs
Entourage
Reno 911
The Daily Show
Desperate Housewives
Grey's Anatomy
The Office
Kathy Griffin: My Life On The D List
The View
Project Runway
Family Guy
The Ellen Degeneres Show
Live With Regis And Kelly
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Best Week Ever
The Soup
SNL
America's Next Top Model
Big Brother
Days of our Lives
More: Homicide:LOTS (favorite show ever!), Seinfeld, I Love Lucy, Sex and the City, Roseanne, Starting Over, Forensic Files, Absolutly Fabulous, French and Saunders, The Mary Tyler Moore Show, (anything) Ellen, Arrested Development, Six Feet Under, The Comeback, School House Rocks, Strangers w/ Candy, Sealab 2021, VH1 Classic, Mathnet, The 60's TV movie, The O.C., Gilmore Girls, Veronica Mars, Trigger Happy TV (US Version), Late night Cinamax (funny now, but facinating when your 12), Wonderfalls, Freaks and Geeks
Charles Bukowski, Toni Morrison, Wally Lamb, Chuck Palahniuk, David Sedaris, George Orwell, Kurt Vonnegut, Nick Hornsby, Maurice Sendack, Atlas Shrugged, Middlesex, Harry Potter. Oh yeah I also went back to my comic book nerd roots...make mine Marvel!!
Those that get pulled out of wells...or at least the people that play them in TV movies
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