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If Yan can cook

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About Me

true to form

"There are a significant number of people who appear not to know or care that I was vice president of the United States, but who are very tuned into the fact that I uttered the immortal line, 'I have ridden the mighty moonworm.'" - Al Gore
I want to be an Avalanche Stopper when I grow up.
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My Interests

Dominos, Sneaking up on deaf people, kicking people in the shins, liver durability tests, fish frys, operating heavy machinery, mythology

I'd like to meet:

Some one who won't bore me.

Music:

Rx Bandits, Alkaline Trio, Tsunami Bomb, Athornforeveryheart, Sublime, AFI, Bad Religion, The Beach Boys, Catch-22, The Juliana Theory, Batter the Drag, E-40, My Chemical Romance, Jack Johnson, Talib Kweli, Blur, Yellowcard, Weezer, Taking Back Sunday, The Ataris, Huey Lewis, Bruce Springsteen, From Autumn To Ashes, Piebald, Soft Heart Break Beat, Led Zeppelin, The Who, Boy Sets Fire, Tom Petty, Ben Harper, Avail, N.E.R.D., Jurassic 5, Modified Pulse, The Postal Service, Brand New, Funeral For A Friend, Matchbook Romance, Mates of State, Before Braille, Beck, The Kite-Eating Tree, The Doors, Mos Def, Beyond Analog, Alexisonfire, 2PA, Coheed & Cambria, Q and Not U, Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers, Bad Company, Tom Waits, Cake, The Eagles, Eels, Dispatch, Ben Folds, Tool, Ben Kweller, Beastie Boys, Thursday, The Flaming Lips, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Slightly Stoopid, Mad Caddies, Swingin' Utters, Suicide Machines, Rage, 311, Fivespeed, Rapid Fire, Underoath, Pharcyde, The Killers, Gym Class Heroes, Murder By Death, Lydia, Thievery Corp., Agent 51, The Bled, Rise Against, Circa Survive, The Flesh, Gizmachi...

Movies:

The Usual Suspects, Resevoir Dogs, Boondock Saints, Biodome, Fists of Legend, Ronin, Falling Down, Dumb and Dumber, 12 Monkeys, Lock, Stock, & Two Smoking Barrels, SLC Punk, Edward Scissorhands, Pulp Fiction, The "Man with No Name" Trilogy, any 007 movie (preferably the older ones though), The Professional, Indiana Jones and the ___________, Office Space, Super Troopers, Sneakers, Heat, Memento, Spaceballs, Total Recall, Frailty, The Big Lebowski, Happy Gilmore, The Tao of Steve, Napolean Dynamite, Wag the Dog, True Genius

Television:

The Daily Show, The Pretender, Adult Swim, Metalocalypse, Futurama, The Simpsons, MXC, It Takes a Thief, Scrubs, Arrested Development, Iron Chef, Eureka, Heroes. THC

Books:

Catch-22, Stranger in a Strange Land, The Thought Gang, the "Ender" series, Dune, Cryptonomicon, The Giving Tree (and anything else by Shel). Books by Dan Simmons and Theodor Geisel.

Heroes:

n. pl. heroes
1. In mythology and legend, a man, often of divine ancestry, who is endowed with great courage and strength, celebrated for his bold exploits, and favored by the gods.
2. A person noted for feats of courage or nobility of purpose, especially one who has risked or sacrificed his or her life: soldiers and nurses who were heroes in an unpopular war.
3. A person noted for special achievement in a particular field: the heroes of medicine. See Synonyms at celebrity.
4. The principal male character in a novel, poem, or dramatic presentation.
5. Chiefly New York City. See submarine. See Regional Note at submarine.

Now all our heroes are make believe.
Your Superhero Profile
Your Superhero Name is The Omega Viking
Your Superpower is Nanotechnology
Your Weakness is Crystals
Your Weapon is Your Invisible Bow
Your Mode of Transportation is Submarine What's your Superhero Name?

My Blog

Some people even think he can talk to God

You are 23% geekOK, so maybe you ain't a geek. You do, at least, show a bit of interest in the world around you. Either that, or you have enough of a sense of humor to pick some of the sillier answers...
Posted by If Yan can cook on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

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I miss having a pet
Posted by If Yan can cook on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a study in randomness

just some things i was thinking about today. 1. you know those signs on metered freeway onramps that say"one vehicle per green?" what about those giant car haulers? you know those big rigs with lik...
Posted by If Yan can cook on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Jeff Bridges was in TRON

so tonight was the first night that i havent gone out and drank in probably over a month, although i did have a few beers after work, but thats besides the point. i dont remember the last time i didnt...
Posted by If Yan can cook on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

in all randomness. . .

so last nigh ti went to this bar in scottsdale with my roommates and my buddy chris because jamie tells me that there are 75 cent drinks. well, no one knows where this place is but jamies coworkers wh...
Posted by If Yan can cook on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

most random 15 minutes ever.

so in the last fifteen minutes i recieved a phone call from a private number, and had to kick a drunk artist out of my backyard. so this guy, "adrian", calls me on my phone, from a blocked number, and...
Posted by If Yan can cook on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

taxi

so tonight was fun. if by fun you mean hit me in the back of the head with a 2x4 as you're crushing my toes with a ball peen hammer then yes. so i got to play taxi tonight driving people to and from b...
Posted by If Yan can cook on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

real time

so its 5 right now. 5 in the morning. and i was drinking all night. and im not passed out yet. actually im pretty much wide awake. im dont even remember when the last time this happened was but it w...
Posted by If Yan can cook on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST