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theJason

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About Me

We rode the winds of the rising storm,
We ran to the sounds of thunder.
We danced among the lightning bolts,
and tore the world asunder.


He came like the wind, like the wind touched everything, and like the wind was gone.

My Interests

Me

I'd like to meet:

Mostly people that are dead.

Music:

If I list the right bands, does that make me cool?

Movies:

Kung Fu movies. Also the one starring your mom.

Television:

24, the family guy...

Books:

King, Salinger, Tolkien, Rand, Jordan, Herbert (Frank, not his fucktard son), others...

Heroes:

My wife and Roland Deschain, in that order.

My Blog

Sometimes you need to put it in perspective...

Just when I thought the daily perils of life couldn't possibly intensify any more than they are, a 70+ year old man on a rascal scooter told me he was going to cut my face off with a saw.Later that s...
Posted by theJason on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:13:00 PST

Sweet fancy Moses!

Much to Kara's dismay, baseball season has grabbed me by the balls once more.I'm grudgingly starting to like A-Rod.  I think he may be the best to ever play the game, even if he's a Yankee. ...
Posted by theJason on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 07:57:00 PST

Baseball!!!!

Holy Shit it's been a busy offseason!!!  Unlike last year when Theo quit for just long enough to let Damon go (I still think we'll have the last laugh, that fucker no longer has the power of Jesu...
Posted by theJason on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 08:27:00 PST

you people make me twitch...

I was cruising around here on the ol' space checking up on people I never see and I actually saw a guy leave a comment in which he quotes himself.  Not in the sense that he said: "remember when I...
Posted by theJason on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 02:19:00 PST

Much ado about nothing...

I didn't watch "Bonds on Bonds" but I did catch the clip on the radio of him crying and saying he wishes he could quit baseball, but it would let his father and mother and friends down. Hey, guess wha...
Posted by theJason on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 09:50:00 PST

On the subject of Damon...

I was almost over it.  I almost didn't care (well, my Live profile is DAMONisdead, so maybe almost is jumping the gun a little).  Then I watched SportsCenter last night and saw the umpteenth...
Posted by theJason on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 08:57:00 PST

Suck It Judas

From the Associated Press: BOSTON -- Johnny Damon is trying to mend fences with Red Sox fans. The former Boston center fielder, who defected to the rival New York Yankees in December, took out a full-...
Posted by theJason on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 02:52:00 PST

Jesus just went to work for the evil empire...

Tuesday, December 20, 2005:  Probably the worst day since the Red Sox traded Babe Ruth.  Johnny Damon signed a four year deal with the Yankees. When I called my wife she sounded like she was...
Posted by theJason on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 09:44:00 PST

World Baseball Classic

I got two tickets to the three games at Chase Field for the World Baseball Classic March 7th through 9th.  USA vs. Mexico, USA vs Canada, and Canada vs Mexico.  I'm in Section F row 10. ...
Posted by theJason on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 11:28:00 PST

yuh uh huh

I've updated my status, settle down everyone. Married October 7th on the beach in Oceanside California.  It was perfect.  It was beautiful.  It was every other sentimental thing you ca...
Posted by theJason on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 06:13:00 PST