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Thomas +1 (trouble101)

Keep 'em comin' Gleep-Glop.

About Me

My name is Thomas. I'm a dreamer with delusions of grandeur.
I'm an actor in LA. (see above)
I do da Shakespeare.

I can sing. No, really.
I wish I was a shortstop... and batting clean up.
center Thomas --
[noun]:

An oral sex master

'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Recruiting a group of devoutly loyal followers and starting my own religion.
Don't worry, we're right.

I'd like to meet:

People who want to use me for my money and status.
Sweaty dancing girls...
... and you better be sweaty, otherwise, I have no time for you.
I'd say "Shatner," but done, and done.
Playwrites, writers, and screenwriters.
Directors, hack or otherwise.
Ambitious little shits.
Spies like us.
Old friends with new lives...

Music:

I dig music.

Movies:

"I asume I need no introduction." "Eight-year-olds dude." "Out of the wayyyyy Peck!" "The Force is with you young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet." "They sucked his brains out." "Whoa! Where'd you get that big fucker!?" "I hope you've got a big trunk, cause I'm puttin' my bike in it." "But I'm tryin' Ringo. I'm tryin' REAL HARD... to be the shepherd." "That's just like... uhhhhh... your opinion... maaaaaaan." "They do move in herds." "You, the jury, represent the hope of humanity against government power." "It is baloney!" "I am Enzo... Enzo the baker!" "Danny, you're a young man. Don't do it!" "I'll festoon my bedchamber with his guts!" "You know how I know you're gay?" "Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken!"

Television:


Books:

Chuck Palahniuk, Shakespeare, books on Shakespeare, books on acting, Robert Jordan, George R.R. Martin, Terry Goodkind, Tolkien, Robert Heinlein, George Orwell, Douglas Adams, Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea, (wow... NEEEERD!) Howard Zinn, Noam Chomsky, Philip Gourevitch, Ted Conover, Michael Moore, Edward Escobar (shout out!) Dave Eggers, Alexander Solzhenitsyn, Harold Bloom. Scott Ritter's book on "W" and the lead up to the Iraq War called "Frontier Justice".

Heroes:

John Stewart, Bill Hicks, Mom, Bill the Butcher, Batman, the first person in the history of the world to dance.
ANTI are my favorite...

My Blog

I only have one sister.

Her name is Brandi Bigley, and she was born of the same genes I was.  She is my trueborn sister, and one of the only people on this planet that I think understands me as I understand her... But ...
Posted by Thomas +1 (trouble101) on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 05:13:00 PST

Anna Nicole Smith 1967-2007

As you all know, Anna Nicole Smith died tragically today in Florida at the age of 39. In memory of Anna Nicole, I propose we send her off the way many of us first met her, and do the old "dishorable d...
Posted by Thomas +1 (trouble101) on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 08:06:00 PST

Man Overboard

It started out as such a good day.I woke up and found that I slept and sweat my cold out. I felt great and rested. I ate a delicious carne asada burrito for lunch, found $60 bucks on the ground, saw...
Posted by Thomas +1 (trouble101) on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 10:45:00 PST

May Day in East LA

Anna and I walking on AlvaradoKids in strollers.  Watch out, there could be a riot.Flagstraviganza!These guys kicked ass.Even hot girls want to ruin America.Quick, somebody stop them before they ...
Posted by Thomas +1 (trouble101) on Wed, 03 May 2006 03:25:00 PST

I can't sleep at night...

as evidenced by the time of this blog posting. I went to bed between 10:30 and 11pm because I was tired, and I had to get up at 7am.  I figured, "why not go for the whole 8," you know. ...
Posted by Thomas +1 (trouble101) on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 05:41:00 PST

more gravy than grave...

I closed my eyes... I found myself walking barefoot on a strip of pavement next to a beach.  The sun was bright and warm.  There was a soft breeze that gently swayed the tall palm tree...
Posted by Thomas +1 (trouble101) on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 04:42:00 PST

La la land

So, I'm standing in line for the opening of Star Wars at 12:01am at the Grove in LA.  If you don't live here, the Grove is basically an outdoor shopping mall that looks like Mainstreet Disneyland...
Posted by Thomas +1 (trouble101) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Winger Card

So on Thursday night, Brandy, Chrys, Desire, Jo, Josef and myself went out to this bar in Hollywood to drink and dance it up. Today I go to do my laundry, and I'm going through my pockets, and I find ...
Posted by Thomas +1 (trouble101) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

jizob

I hate my job. I have a thinly veiled contempt for anyone who comes into the restaurant, and it grows thinner every day. I hate foriegn people, I hate fat black women, I hate teenagers, I hate snooty ...
Posted by Thomas +1 (trouble101) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FOX "NEWS"

I saw a documentary this past week called "Outfoxed; Rupert Murdoch's war on journalism" and everybody should see it. It's got a shitload of interviews with former fox news employees and they talk ab...
Posted by Thomas +1 (trouble101) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST