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Mike

bulletsforbrains

About Me

Enough about me, let's talk about you...

My Interests

Your couch and/or the couches of those you love.

I'd like to meet:

A Chesire Cat

Heroes:

http://www.lulu.com/content/267888http://uncyclopedia.org/wi ki/Reformed_Church_of_Alfredo

My Blog

King of Kings

After consulting with several colleagues about this matter, I have decided to seek suggestions from without regarding a debate of extreme importance: Who is the best one-hit wonder of all time?Now, be...
Posted by Mike on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 09:24:00 PST

4am, Inside the Jar

"Time is clichés" and something about the future ran by and I stared into the glowing matrix of colors in search of some reason to hope.  As the déjà vu of a memory forgotten now flooded and bega...
Posted by Mike on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 04:21:00 PST

Demanding Answers from the Sky

Riddle me this Department of Homeland Security: if available technology allows spy satellites to hover for 6-8 hours, take black and white, still frame pictures of stationary objects in specific place...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 11:51:00 PST

Relax

Best application of Chaos Theory I have heard to date is by Dr. Nassim Taleb on NPR this afternoon, where he was explaining the premises of his book Black Swans: The Impact of the Highly ImprobableIn ...
Posted by Mike on Tue, 22 May 2007 01:58:00 PST

Take My Wife...Please...

"...pledging yourself to any particular religion is no more or less wierd then choosing to believe that the world is rhombus-shaped, and borne through the cosmos in the pinchers of two eunormous green...
Posted by Mike on Thu, 10 May 2007 11:57:00 PST

Hypothetical Hyposchmetical

Let it be known that as of today, I will no longer tolerate lame hypothetical situations or analogies.  Gone.  Done.  Over.Explain to me how anyone is supposed to give a flying shit abo...
Posted by Mike on Fri, 04 May 2007 06:54:00 PST

Easter: Defined

When Zombie Jesus arises from his slumber, withdraws the spikes from his hands and feet, and stumbles towards the enterance of his cavern.  This year the little fella appears to have seen his sh...
Posted by Mike on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 01:49:00 PST

Worser Blog

As a side note: I am still keeping up the tour blogs, but have moved them to the Worser myspace page for convenience sake.  Check 'em out if you love to love to love ya.http://www.myspace.com/wor...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 11:47:00 PST

Atlanta

It is the epitome of awesome, when you arrive in Atlanta and somebody buys you a beer because you had the experience of passing through Jackson, Mississippi.Atlanta is not at all how it's portrayed, w...
Posted by Mike on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 08:38:00 PST

Jackson

While in Mississippi I will be keeping a running count of two things, first, how many non-anglo or african-americans I find throughout the two days we are here.  The second will be of the number ...
Posted by Mike on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:57:00 PST