Rabble rouser with a salacious mouth, a proclivity towards the written word, art, and top-shelf whiskey.
Currently, I am living in Tucson vicariously through Moochie , traveling with Dan through Europe , hitting on girls with my business associate and surgeon Dr. Jason Kay and avoiding TB.
I heart Project Runway. Can Tim Gunn be my psuedo-dad?
I am a huge fans of adverbs.
I try to live every week, like it's shark week.
Like Pee-wee Herman, I would love to be a gadfly.
There has been a serious lack of dance parties in my life, lately.
Non-fashion is on notice.
Currently, I am writing a soundtrack and receiving scripts for said music.
I am a NPR & democracy now junkie.
Just so we're clear, I will not be your wife or birth your baby.
I will, however, sprint from cops with you.
The CDC does not have any information on me and I like it that way.
A girl is hard on a cocktail dress.
All five finger discounts are split 50/50.
What is hotter than a drinking a beer in the shower? Nothing.
My commitment to jokes is unbounded.
Not very good with praxis, I prefer poiesis.
Occasionally, my life requires "prison rules".
I dislike homosocial men.
I would drop everything for my top four.
I park in the "expecting moms" spot because no one is going to stop me.
Ma bouche salace est pire qu'un malelot. Ou je sais dit.
Whiskey sweat reminds me to shower.
Revoluntionaires are hot.
I edit my comments on a regular basis....
