an open letter to zach landis |
you have a doppelgangar in tucson.
and i almost made an ass out of myself trying to talk to doppelgangar you last night.
p.s. how are you? its been years.
best,
moochie...
Posted by moochie on Thu, 10 May 2007 11:26:00 PST |
an open letter to the old hag next door |
here's the thing, i wouldnt have parked in front of your driveway unless i didnt have any other place to park. and dont complain about me blocking your delivery trucks, cause you have AN ENTIRE DRIVEW...
Posted by moochie on Wed, 09 May 2007 10:31:00 PST |
you know what? |
a while back ago i had to file sexual harassment charges against this guy in my office. the whole thing is behind me now and im not going to say it was or it wasnt serious, thats for me and him to kno...
Posted by moochie on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 10:33:00 PST |
look, its jesus! |
a complete three act play, brought to you in text format, from three actual conversations that took place tonite simultaneously through text message.
conversation no. 1 - me and dan
me: im abou...
Posted by moochie on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 12:08:00 PST |
anthology of interest, vol. 1 |
i hated Madame Bovary in high school. im sure if i was made to read it again, i would still have as much contempt for that novel now as i did then.
whatever, gustave flaubert.
i also hate choke-chains...
Posted by moochie on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 07:50:00 PST |
an open letter to my tonsils |
is it your job to start aching every 5 minutes? i thought we got over this about a month ago.
also, id like to petition to have you removed. our relationship isnt exactly a nice one and i ju...
Posted by moochie on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 02:09:00 PST |
no sarcasm |
1. What Curse Word Do You Use The Most? puta2. Who was the last person you made out with? aaron the door guy at ches. not one of my proudest moments, but i did it for emily. we mislaid a scarf that i ...
Posted by moochie on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:13:00 PST |
BALLS. |
the account of a single girl.5 drinks deep. i come home sober enough. [shaun, if you ever do that to me again i will murder you, or at least any hope of progeny for you]im cooking a feast in my underw...
Posted by moochie on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 12:17:00 PST |
questions and answers. |
firstly, im posing this question: is it impossible to believe that proper healthcare services were not available a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away?
1. why doesnt padmé know she's having...
Posted by moochie on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 03:00:00 PST |
WTF??? |
why cant i sleep anymore?!?!
without fail, for the past two weeks i wake up at 3 or 4 in the morning and i cant go back to sleep. i cant take it!
in other news, lilly allen is pretty awesome....
Posted by moochie on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 06:31:00 PST |
