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eMily

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About Me

I am obsessed with travel. I adore hentai. I have a borderline creepy affection for pears. I keep sauerkraut and beer in my fridge AT ALL TIMES. I give points for enthusiasm. My most prized posession is an 1800s cross made of woven human hair. I have a weakness for super-villains. I enjoy yoga and smoking. Did I mention toys? Toys!!!www.dancingcanvas.net

My Interests

In my kitchen, I have jars of bones, teeth, wings, beetles and other remnants of nature. If that doesn't scare you, the puppets hanging from the ceiling will.

I'd like to meet:

Jim Henson and e.e. cummings. I would settle for a gelfling recitation of "may my heart always be open to little birds..." Or, little Big Birds, as the case may be.

Music:

Montain Goats, Leslie and the Lys, the Moldy Peaches, Neutral Milk Hotel, Nico, Decemberists, the Black Eyed Peas, Bright Eyes, Dresden Dolls, Black Box Recorder, Patsy Cline, Oingo Boingo, Why? and Cibo Matto. Plus, lots and lots more. Music is good.

Movies:

Magnolia, Labyrinth, The Joy Luck Club, Punch Drunk Love, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Spaceballs, The Maxx, Spirited Away, the Indiana Jones trilogy, Being John Malcovich, The Squid and the Whale, I Heart Huckabees, The Lord of the Rings, Serenity, You, Me and Everyone We Know.

Television:

Spaced, Venture Brothers, The Daily Show, Arrested Development, The Office, Spongebob Squarepants, Firefly and Metalocalypse. Of course, I don't have TV, so I never see any of these.

Books:

Les Miserables, Sexing the Cherry, e.e.cummings, Tank Girl, Tao Te Ching.

Heroes:

My high school french teacher, Madame Phelps. Sam Keith's character, Julie, from the comic book series "The Maxx." Lao-Tzu. Jean Valjean. Jon Stewart.