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shannon

I am here for Friends

About Me

i'm emotionally demanding, with self-referential philosophies and authoritative sexual politics. when i walk into a room, everybody's pants explode.

Human on Human

My Interests

sneakers, ugly flowers, pulverization, bimodal consciousness, very small buildings, hunter-gatherers, velcro, spooky things, rocks, herbs vs. vitamins, disorderly conduct, egocentrism and holism, grammar, the woods, tea, things you figure out when you're fucked up, complexity, campfires, essays, sarcasm, self-organization, outer space, secret hiding spots, chapstick, savagery, beer, deserted islands, toes.

I'd like to meet:

stalkers.

Music:

P-dub

Movies:

i'm a little concerned about jack black in a noah baumbach film. jack black can't help but jackblackify everything he's in...how will this work with noah's subtlety? can you have your cake and eat it too?

also: nicole kidman is kind of a whore.

Television:

i would definitely win on wheel of fortune. sadly, the money would not be worth the inevitable shame.

Books:

no, no please don't go! we'll eat you up we love you so.

Heroes:

kimya dawson wrote a song about that shit

My Blog

hey myspace

you can eat some poo because i blog here nowoh yeah and derekh too
Posted by shannon on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 09:08:00 PST

the most infuriating thing i've seen in forever

so animal rights groups have come up with a "humane" way of solving the pidgeon overpopulation problem in hollywood.so this is great. really. let's put contraceptives in birdseed all over the city. ...
Posted by shannon on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 10:27:00 PST

murder, rape, frasier, and ewey gooeys

mkshannon224: i just had a flashback to a funny momentmkshannon224: back when daniel and natalie lived togethermkshannon224: he used to yell at hermkshannon224: for coming into his roommkshannon224: t...
Posted by shannon on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 09:52:00 PST

the problem with zombies

i have a major problem with zombies. there. i said it.zombies are completely implausible. why?first of all the whole undead thing does not make sense. without a functioning central nervous system ...
Posted by shannon on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 10:46:00 PST

i need to get this off my chest

i am fairly detached from celebrity goings-on, but these uni-names for celebrity couples have been going on for a while. while 'bennifer' and 'brangelina' were kind of annoying i have to say that Tom...
Posted by shannon on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 11:11:00 PST

DELETE

mkshannon224: who the crap is this doucheface?danespy: some musiciandanespy: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewpro file&friendID=49797507mkshannon224: DELETE HIS ASSdanespy: yeah...
Posted by shannon on Thu, 24 May 2007 02:56:00 PST

so confused

chazite: WTF???chazite: http://news.independent.co.uk/environment/article2536869.ece mkshannon224: oh my godmkshannon224: i don't know what to do with this information!mkshannon224: it's upsetting the ...
Posted by shannon on Mon, 14 May 2007 05:59:00 PST

it's like having a chia pet

mkshannon224: i just ate 6 pounds of piepanicDAN: HAHAAHAHpanicDAN: HAAHAHpanicDAN: HAHApanicDAN: 6 lbsmkshannon224: i mean, i induced vomiting ever 3/4 pound or somkshannon224: just to keep it roomyp...
Posted by shannon on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 09:15:00 PST

The Turner Zone

Burger King or McDonald's, he asked&and the world waited.That's what we like about Ben Turner&he asks the tough questions other hosts won't ask. While his counterparts are lobbing wiffle balls at the...
Posted by shannon on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 09:46:00 PST

haiku for emily


Posted by shannon on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 02:18:00 PST