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About Me

This is a conversation I walked into in the bathroom at the bar... PRICELESS!!!!

"So I had my tongue up this guy's ass and he turned around and said 'Excuse me, do I know You?' And I was like 'Does it matter? I already have my tongue up your ass!' I think he had Taco Bell earlier because it tasted like a bean burrito." "That's disgusting!!!" "Hey... At least it wasn't a chimichanga!"

Seth: Jessi, I love you. You are like a whole episode of the OC wrapped up into one person.

yeah, I'm kinda awesome... by which I mean that on a scale of one to awesome, I'm the SHIT!

Really, though, I'm just the product of a lesbian and a pot head. I love and live for good music, my friends and most importantly my family. I'm kinda crazy, but that's what a lifetime of theatre will do to you.

My Interests

being happy.

I'd like to meet:

Buffalo. People who help me raise money. And anyone who appreciates the loves of my life, Monty Are I. I mean I have rock stars who sleep on my floor when they visit, I'm just THAT cool! So if you like this video let them know!
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Music:

anything that makes me want to dance like a fool or sing karaoke.

Movies:

He Kicked Him...

The best commercial EVER! The Boondock Saints, A Bronx Tale, The Celebration, High Art, A Knights Tale, 100 Girls, I love movies.

Television:

Grey's Anatomy. Dresden Files. Heroes! Smallville. Chuck. Cavemen. Carpoolers. Law and Order: CI. Law and Order: SVU. Battlestar Galactica. Eureka. I'm a nerd.

Books:

I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell. valley of the dolls. to kill a mocking bird. sun also rises. the sound and the fury. the pact. angels and demons. the lovely bones. in her shoes. Dune.

Heroes:

Tucker Max!!!

My Blog

boop boop be doop

1.Where was the first place you ever kissed the last person you kissed?It was a year and a half ago... all i remmeber is it was at Kerri's house2. ...
Posted by Jessi Monster on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 07:33:00 PST

Another reason I love Jason Caira

jasoncaira: we love the gays herexo jessi 123 xo: i love the gays too! shit, I have to... one BIRTHED me!xo jessi 123 xo: now, talk about taking one for the team!jasoncaira: you might have caught itxo...
Posted by Jessi Monster on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 05:05:00 PST

why do i do these?

42 Things Rarely Asked..1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?no but my car has2. Do you have any weird sleeping habits?i move a lot and not only grind my...
Posted by Jessi Monster on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 02:33:00 PST

i really should have gone to the gym.

Two Names You Go By:1. Jessi2. Lil JessTwo Things You Are Wearing Right Now:1. Black work shirt2. BoxersLove SurveyYou must answer every question TRUTHFULLY![01] Do you still have feelings for your ex...
Posted by Jessi Monster on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 08:27:00 PST

senior year of high school

Fill this out about your Senior year of high school! The longer ago it was, the more fun the answers will be. 1. Who was your best friend?Kris, Joey, Jimmy 2.What sports did you play?it was the firs...
Posted by Jessi Monster on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 07:21:00 PST

this is why people need to hang out with me on saturdays...

Sisters: one step sister and I'm gonna have a sister in law now that Brandon finally proposed!!Brothers: Brandon and John is my step-brotherEye Color: HazelShoe size: 6.5Height: 5'What brands ar...
Posted by Jessi Monster on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 07:37:00 PST

sometimes I get bored

1) Are you in a complicated "love" situation?not in a situation so how could it be complicated?2) Do you hate more than three people:no i don't know that I still hate anyone... 3) How many houses have...
Posted by Jessi Monster on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 08:47:00 PST

Please save me... the rats are eating my brain...

Two names you go by 1. Jessi 2.Lil Jess Two Parts of Your Heritage 1. Greek 2. Spanish Two Things That Scare You 1. Heights 2. Heights over water Two of Your Everyday Essentials 1. phone 2. ...
Posted by Jessi Monster on Sat, 19 May 2007 06:56:00 PST

i apologize

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:JessiBirthday:Jan 23 1984Birthplace:MACurrent Location:AZEye Color:hazelHair Color:brownHeight:5 footRight Handed or Left Handed:rightYour Heritage:muttThe Shoe...
Posted by Jessi Monster on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 11:38:00 PST

2 down 1 to go

So we're in the midst of my three months of babies... My neice was born last month, my nephew is due next month, and Kristine just sent me a picture of my psuedo god baby on my phone... that's right m...
Posted by Jessi Monster on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 09:21:00 PST