Girth Trundlefuck

I think the best haircut is when the back of your head looks like a duck butt.

About Me

Once we capture Cher and force her to sneeze in a cup, we can clone her offspring. In a few years we can open a circus and charge 5 dollars a ticket for people to see Chers sneeze baby. We can even put up a sign on the freeway, sneeze baby, exit 23A. As you can clearly understand, I'd rather be oggling marine life and riding a scooter made out of cheese, but I suppose this butter soaked licorice festival will do. For all the times someone has mistaken me for someone rich and famous, sadly, no one has ever mistaken me for Barnaby Clamshell. Harriett Tubman has the tightest eye sockets I've ever fucked. I wish Dirk Nibletts would enbalm me. I am in search of the worlds sweatiest vegetable. ive reacently lost my underpants in the kinkiest swamp! you would have loved the bog-water...however i was forced to leave after being harrased by a nervous sponge. isnt it crazy how much your father smells like trenchcoats!? any idea on the whereabouts of my missing bugle? id love to punch Abraham Lincolns pond. Suzie Flopkins, I know your'e out there.
Sun Sign: Taurus
Sun 17Â° Taurus 59' Taurus Horoscope
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Moon Sign: Aquarius
Moon 25Â° Aquarius 15' Aquarius Horoscope
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Rising Sign: Taurus
Ascendant 17Â° Taurus 54' Taurus Horoscope
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My Interests

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Music:

anything that sounds like gnawing on a corn cob during mushroom hunting season with my 3 step sisters and their favorite curtain. they use it as a cape. it totally chill yo.

Movies:

ones made without film... hmmmm, ponder that hombre.....

Television:

TELEvision?!?!?! what about TELEtubbies?!?!

Books:

Zadie Smith is my favorite author, if you want a good read check out White Teeth, or On Beauty. I like you, by Amy Sedaris is amazing. I am currently working on the production of two of my own books, "An International Body Language Translation Guide Book for Taking it from Dating to Mating", and "Bicycle Porn through the Ages; if these Spokes Could Talk". I have an affinity for verbose titles...http://eyeshot.net/ponies1.htmlhttp://eyeshot.net/b urchshit.htmlhttp://eyeshot.net/lipshitz.htmlhttp://eyeshot. net/carsinger.htmlhttp://eyeshot.net/jarrar.htmlhttp://eyesh ot.net/fanningtrish.htmlI have a book fetish. Make one with me?

Heroes:

Philip C. Curtis

My Blog

BRAD WINS BIG!!!

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Posted by Girth Trundlefuck on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 08:56:00 PST

No tell Motel

So things at the Inn were odd today. Beyond being rude, condescending and ass faced, people here today were fucking stupid. Case in point, Im checking in this portly fellow, explaining where his room ...
Posted by Girth Trundlefuck on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 10:30:00 PST

Succulent Udders Rarely Vacate Eastcost Yachts

What holiday is closest to your birthday?the one where your mom does the donkey show. If you named a band after your birth-month and your pet, what would it be?December Fuckrag Have you had your birth...
Posted by Girth Trundlefuck on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 09:27:00 PST

Who Knew...

It was a sweaty affair, but I resigned myself to a bicycle ride through downtown phoenix yesterday. I stopped first at the library to gather some research materials for a little something I am throwin...
Posted by Girth Trundlefuck on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 06:13:00 PST

Hotel funny

So I was just checking this lady into the hotel and thinking to myself, boy her face really looks like an acorn...when she decides to pipe up and to me all about her seed and nut allergy. Good thing s...
Posted by Girth Trundlefuck on Sun, 04 May 2008 01:41:00 PST

a trajic tale of...woah!!!

so. as many of you know, i work for a hotel, a "resort" i should say. this job affords me many good laughs. case in point...there is the whole speil that i go through when i check a guest in...you ask...
Posted by Girth Trundlefuck on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 09:30:00 PST

An attempt to calm myself.

An attempt to calm myself. I close my lips And stall my breath. Clinging a bit longer to the space between The inhale &nb...
Posted by Girth Trundlefuck on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 07:14:00 PST

Mel' s crazy questions

What would you do with your intestines if you could use them for anything?(And you can't say "jump roping" because I know that's what you're all thinking.) -I would sew them into little umbrellas to g...
Posted by Girth Trundlefuck on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 06:56:00 PST

Collette Needles sells sleep number beds.

1. Spell your first name backwards:Yeldarb2. Story behind your myspace name:funny story...its my name.3. What month were you born in?:Mai4. Where do you live?:Tempenis ArizonahhhhDESCRIBE YOUR:5. Wall...
Posted by Girth Trundlefuck on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 07:25:00 PST

This woman is incredible!

WANGARI MUTA MAATHAI:Government minister, biology professor, tree planter, Nobel Peace Prize winner. When natural resources are scarce, people fight over the scraps. The Nobe...
Posted by Girth Trundlefuck on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 08:15:00 PST