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Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Underground, California
Country:
United States
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Straight
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silviaeatemandsmile

And now the news: Pope declares: Keith is God. With a nod and a wink.

Age:
100 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Redlands,
Country:
Spain
Status:
In a Relationship
alisonleith

Alison

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Glasgow,
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight

no sacrifice... no victory...

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Tualatin, OREGON
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
In a Relationship
Body:
Some extra baggage
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Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Country:
United States
Status:
Single

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Groningen
Country:
Netherlands
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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wehatekennyg

We Hate Kenny G

Age:
51 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Elevator Technician, New York
Country:
United States
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Not Sure
passionofthelayton

Curt

Age:
18 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Reno, Nevada
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
klapton

klapton

Age:
35 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Richardson, TEXAS
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender

Dottie Grandma... You will always be remembered in our hearts ...

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Zug
Country:
Switzerland
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Divorced
Orientation:
Straight
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Matt_eo

Age:
28 years old
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Straight
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Thinker St. James

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
ORLANDO, Florida
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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loverhymes

I'll open my head and let out all of my time There ain't no magic in the breakdown baby

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Edinburgh/Glasgow, Scotland
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Sydney, NSW
Country:
Australia
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
sweetbob

Cooter Balls

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
COLUMBUS, OHIO
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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rachbicker

Rachel Bicker Beware evil fox cubs

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Egham,
Country:
United Kingdom
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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Oh My Eris (dot com) nuthin' fancy just good Discordia

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
JONESBORO, Arkansas
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Gay / Lesbian
exilition

MP A W A K E N

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
SUCKA FREE,
Country:
Micronesia, Federated States of
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic

Zum Zoom Zoum

Age:
34 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Den Haag
Country:
Netherlands
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Divorced
crazyd3uces

Audacious D prepare for glory!

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
West Hollywood, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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weedkingbaby

Jerusalem B. a.k.a. Soul Brotha

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Birmingham, ALABAMA
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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bulletsforbrains

Mike

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
TEMPE, ARIZONA
Country:
United States
Status:
Single

Stamat In the name of our leader, whole mighty Zordan, i declare myself a king!

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Beograd, Srbija
Country:
Yugoslavia
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Some extra baggage
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Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
CHICAGO, Illinois
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Middle Eastern
Orientation:
Bisexual
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tomitoll

Tomi space ist in der kleinsten hütte

Age:
101 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Paderborn, NRW
Country:
Germany
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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TALL Tuffy VanTufferPants ®

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
DRUNKEST CITY IN THE COUNRY, Wisconsin
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship

Brittany ♥ Jesus- stop txting me. I dnt have ur monies, dood.

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Tinley Park / Carbondale, Illinois
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
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Jeff

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
jamaica plain, MASSACHUSETTS
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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Age:
18 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Rose City, Oregon
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
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ohmygodwhataname

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Age:
46 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Telemark
Country:
Norway
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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moxydawg

Nancy! He'll come around! He'll prove you all WRONG bitches!!!!

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
MOUNT HOLLY, NEW JERSEY
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
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Rhizomantic After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager' - B

Age:
58 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
London and Auckland, East
Country:
United Kingdom
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
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skafeind

.nobody wins at the laundromat.

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Harlow/Salford, Australian Capital Territory
Country:
Australia
Status:
In a Relationship
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U F O R I K

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
LAS VEGAS, Nevada
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship

Tweeka

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Cape Town
Country:
South Africa
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
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thisisfish

FISH. [IDDB] [E1IGAFU] Heart Attack!

Age:
18 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Camden Town, London and South East
Country:
United Kingdom
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
RIVERTON, Wyoming
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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nicky angel[oxygen] you're ruining the hopes and dreams of many rolling children!

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
twosawn, Arizona
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
mileslimes

MBR I went to honor society and all I got was kicked out of Germany.

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Under the Crust, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average

LiveMtl.com

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
montreal
Country:
Canada
Ethnicity:
Other
Orientation:
Bisexual
Body:
More to love!
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I will be with you on your wedding night!

Age:
33 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
HAVERHILL, Massachusetts
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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stensbeck

Rasmus Det tog sin tid, men la' dig vide,Det rart af ha' været langt lægere end ude af skide

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Hate City, SOUTH
Country:
Denmark
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Body:
Average
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Shantay

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
WEST PALM BEACH, FLORIDA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Some extra baggage
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praisetheflyingpinkteapot

Sandra

Age:
33 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Nordrhein-Westfalen
Country:
Germany
Status:
Single
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Teja

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Country:
Slovenia
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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royalrch

Sir. Rich of Leodis

Age:
39 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Leeds, Northeast
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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Age:
37 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Sydney, New South Wales
Country:
Australia
Status:
Single
stewiefan_725

Rory

Age:
18 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
ODESSA, Texas
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
betta89devil

betta [america -5] di betta ce n'è una sola

Age:
91 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
brianza alcolica, Milano
Country:
Italy
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Swinger
Body:
Slim / Slender
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algore_numberone

Al Gore

Age:
60 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Nashville, Tennessee
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
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