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Cooter Balls

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About Me



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I am a kickass dude that breaks every rule that is thrown at him. I like to jaywalk and disobey Yield signs...and I rarely say "I-O" when "O-H" is yelled. Yeah I know, I'm a ruffian.

I am a ligkid at heart, I moved to Columbus, OH a few months ago.

I hope to get a job in sports or on the journalism side of music or maybe in the office. Until then, I'm working as a financial temp.

I am pretty much like anyone else.....working to pay my bills and trying to have fun to keep my sanity.

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My Interests


writing, poetry, music, music journalism, comedy, sports journalism, finance, music industry, indie labels, music business, anxiety, Vinyl, vinyl collection, comedic history

I'd like to meet:

Andy Samberg, Tom Hanks, Rivers Cuomo, Adam Duritz, Jim Carrey, Ben Folds, Kevin Smith, John Stewart, Conan O'Brien, Andy Blitz, Paul Reubens, Alf, Chris Matthews, George Carlin, Bobby Fischer, Billy Joel, Cameron Crowe, Steve Carrell, Jack Nicholson, Penn & Teller, Bill Murray, Morgan Spurlock, Mike Greenberg, Mike Golic, Dan Patrick, Kevin Pittsnogle.

Music:

Limbeck
Boys Like Girls
Ray LaMontagne
Gnarls Barkley
Cat Stevens
Arctic Monkeys
June
+44
The Fray
Angels & Airwaves
Cake
Escape The Fate
Bear Vs Shark
Blue October
Joshua Radin
The Hush Sound
Amos Lee
Gym Class Heroes
Streetlight Serenade
Houston Calls
Wolfmother
The Sleeping
MC Lars
Sherwood
Augustana
Paramore
The Honorary Title
Archie Star
The Secret Handshake
David Melillo
Straylight Run
The Damnwells
Guttermouth
H20
Rise Against
Weezer
Brand New
Flogging Molly
Andrew WK
Muse
Steriogram
Reuben's Accomplice
The Format
Something Corporate
Less Than Jake
Millencolin
She Wants Revenge
The Academy Is
Acceptance
Punchline
Anberlin
Bouncing Souls
Daphne Loves Derby
Deathcab for Cutie
Postal Service
Emery
The Starting Line
Glassjaw
Interpol
Jimmy Eat World
Mae
Matchbook Romance
The Streets
Nikola Sarcevic
Rooney
Silverstein
The Bens
Ben Lee
Ben Kweller
Frou Frou
Tenacious D
The Cure
The Used
Thrice
Underoath
Taking Back Sunday
Vex Red
Zebrahead
Vandals
Rancid
Nine Inch Nails
System of a Down
Alkaline Trio
Ben Folds
Ben Harper
Clem Snide
Coheed and Cambria
Counting Crows
Guster
Halifax
Hawthorne Heights
Jack Johnson
My Chemical Romance
Pete Yorn
Phantom Planet
Rufio
S.T.U.N.
Slick Shoes
Days Away
Bloc Party
Motion City Soundtrack
Beastie Boys
Billy Joel
Bob Segar
The Beatles
The Rolling Stones
Elton John
Styx
Nada Surf
The Rocket Summer
Led Zepplin
The Shins
The Sounds
Watashi Wa
Stereophonics
Say Anything
Jack's Mannequin
Gatsby's American Dream
Cory Branan
Amber Pacific
Kill Hannah
Hit The Lights

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Elizabethtown
Lonesome Jim
Fight Club
Little Miss Sunshine
The Last Kiss
Borat
United States of Leland
Collateral
Talladega Nights
Clerks 2
High Fidelity
Life As A House
Dead Poets Society
Truman Show
Goonies
Gremlins
Almost Famous
The Last Boy Scout
Ray
Raging Bull
Shawshank Redemption
The People vs. Larry Flynt
Old School
Super Troopers
Haggard
Death Wish III
Taxi Driver
School of Rock
The Aviator
Castaway
Girl Next Door
American Wedding
Over The Top
Rocky IV
Karate Kid
Mighty Ducks 2
Home Alone 2
The Big Lebowski
40 year-old Virgin
American Psycho
The Station Agent
Rent
Walk The Line
Crash
As Good As It Gets
American Beauty
Rocky III
Waiting
The Weather Man
Forrest Gump
The Life Aquatic
Garden State
Jerry MaGuire
Saw
Saw 2
About Schmidt
Training Day

Television:

Scrubs, The Office, Harvey Birdman, The O.C., The Family Guy, BullShit, Entourage, Sealab 2021, Daily Show, South Park, Real Time with Bill Maher, Mythbusters, My Name Is Earl, SNL, Titus, Deal or No Deal, Moral Orel, The Colbert Report, PTI, Rome Is Burning, Around The Horn, The Sports Reporters, Sportscenter, Real World, Iron Chef, Animal Cops, Monk, That 70's Show, Seinfeld, Baseball Tonight, Outside The Lines.

Books:

Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, Killing Yourself To Live, Rodney Dangerfield Biography, Dirty Jokes and Beer, Napalm and Silly Putty, Brain Droppings, How to Write Better and Faster, Writer's Market 2005, Baseball Uncyclopedia.

Heroes:

Cameron Crowe, Rick Rubin, Ben Folds, Michel Gondry, Dan Patrick...

My Blog

Forced Self-Realization

I've been going through a lot of inner-turmoil lately. Not the kind that I was having the past few years, this time I can understand it. Self-realization, wait, let me re-phrase that, forced self-real...
Posted by Cooter Balls on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 08:50:00 PST

Apparently I'm A Nervous Guy....

It's bad when your therapist tells you that you need to go on more dates...this is exactly what happened to me yesterday. I guess it was my fault, I came into the appointment with not much to talk abo...
Posted by Cooter Balls on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 12:10:00 PST

JuneBob - Coming Home?

Hey stranger, been awhile since I wrote&. I can't even remember what I wrote about last time; maybe it is better that way. I know the last few entries were just links to some of my writings on Helium...
Posted by Cooter Balls on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 12:47:00 PST

I was busy last night!

Hey guys,I couldn't sleep last night, so here are some more articles that I have posted on Helium.com. Check them out, if you have any feedback, lay it on me!Predictions: March Madness Sweet SixteenBe...
Posted by Cooter Balls on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 02:04:00 PST

March 8th, 2007 - Helium.com Posts

Hey guys,Here are a few new articles I wrote that appeared on Helium.com.NCAA March Madness Upset predictionsReasons To Go To A Minor League GameThe Beauty of Baseball...
Posted by Cooter Balls on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 03:59:00 PST

Helium Posts

I've been keeping myself busy writing...here are the links to my articles that I have written on Helium.com. (WARNING: Most are sports related, just wanted to let everyone know.) Just click the link b...
Posted by Cooter Balls on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 11:41:00 PST

I felt like past Bobby sent me a note....

I've had a good week....it's been a long time since I've said that. Do you know the feeling that you get when you're putting a puzzle together and you can't find the right pieces and your digging thro...
Posted by Cooter Balls on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 11:50:00 PST

Bobby Blog Marathon......(bring a sack lunch)

I have probably been putting this off too long.....not sure if this is going to be a long one or a short one really. I hope for the sake of those who will read this, it will be short, but i doubt it w...
Posted by Cooter Balls on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 03:34:00 PST

October 9th : A Visit From An Old Friend

I was visited by an old friend, not really a friend, but I thought I left it back in Indiana. I was at work today and Mr. Anxiety Attack hit me like a ton of bricks. I was actually at lunch, but it hi...
Posted by Cooter Balls on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 11:56:00 PST

September 14th: A Man Among Buckeyes

Hey everyone, it's been too long.I guess for those who do not know, I've moved to Columbus, OH. I have been here for about 6 weeks. I guess I have held off on trying to write one of these blogs 'cause...
Posted by Cooter Balls on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 09:40:00 PST