Battles are never pretty, and your dreams |
Battles are never pretty,and your dreamsare misleading. When two armies switchweapons, it is the soldierswho lose. Yet, when bugles call,they hasten swords and shoulderstrusting in the wis...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 22:23:00 GMT |
Two days, two conversations. |
Me: You know that men can't be Nymphomaniacs?Mom: Huh?Me: Only women can be nymphomaniacs. Men can be Satyromaniacs... women who need sex regularly are compared to greek wood n...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 23:32:00 GMT |
I love you so much, you could die. |
My journey of writing songs for Julie has been a frustratiting one. Most of the time, I start writing and leave ideas by the wayside... I have an inkling of what I want to do in my mind, but it ...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 23:41:00 GMT |
I am evidently Chester A. Arthur incarnate... |
Honestly, I got this response by just choosing the answers that best applied to me. I shouldn't be surprised, though... Arthur is a pretty cool president.Which US President are You?Of course, I also ...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 14:50:00 GMT |
Budha, Budha, Budha... I made you out of clay... |
You scored as Buddhism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Buddhism. Do more research on Buddhism and possibly consider becoming Buddhist, if you are not already.In Buddhism, there are Four ...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 23:12:00 GMT |
Made me an Uncyclopedia entry... |
Here's hoping my entry sticks around for a little while!http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Free_bird
Posted by on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 22:21:00 GMT |
Quite frankly, one of the best things I ever read in a comic book. |
Dear Sirs, At Marvel, you have always say that we, the readers, are the true editors of your comics. So as the editor of 'She-Hulk', I demand that it be cancelled. I don...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 20:43:00 GMT |
My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain I.B.M. |
I've got this great idea for a new novel. It involves a man who is angry with god and is vengeful, but, get this, he's also a whaler, and he's pinned all of his frustration into getting revenge ...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 23:33:00 GMT |
Tough |
I want to believe that I'm tough,So, I commonly shake babies and threaten old men.I get into their faces and say "What?You wish to make something of it?"It has become 'Go-Time'.I toss aside my jacket,...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 12:47:00 GMT |
Fortuglio |
Just beyond the doorway, thunderous rain crashed upon a man whose drenched brown tunic sprawled about his head and hung across his body. A set of reigns lead from his hand to a ...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 15:23:00 GMT |
