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Al Gore

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About Me

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Albert A. Gore, Jr. was born in Washington, D.C., to Albert Arnold Gore, Sr., a U.S. Representative (1939–1944, 1945–1953) and Senator (1953–1971) from Tennessee and Pauline LaFon Gore, one of the first women to graduate from Vanderbilt University Law School. He divided his childhood between Washington, and Carthage, Tennessee as a boy, during the school year, the family lived in a hotel in Washington and during summer vacations, Gore worked on the family farm in Carthage, where hay and tobacco were grown and cattle raised.
Gore attended St. Albans School where he ranked 25th (of 51) in his senior class. In preparation for his college applications, Gore scored a 1355 on his SAT (625 in verbal and 730 in math). Al Gore's IQ scores, from tests administered at St. Alban's School in 1961 and 1964 (his freshman and senior years) respectively, have been recorded as 133 and 134.
In 1965, Gore enrolled at Harvard College, the only university to which he applied. He scored in the lower fifth of the class for two years in a row and, after finding himself bored with his classes in his declared English major, Gore switched majors and found a passion for government and graduated with honors from Harvard in June 1969 with a Bachelor of Arts degree in government. After returning from the military he took religious studies courses at Vanderbilt and then entered the university's law school. He left Vanderbilt without a degree to run for an open seat in Tennessee's 3rd Congressional District in 1976.
I may be refering to myself in the third person but as you, the audience, can see, I've had an amazing life. Excuse me while I go and relax in front of my olympic sized swimming pool, I need more polar bear meat to power it.

My Interests

My interests include the environment (generally seal culling and drowning polar bears), being a Democrat, Googling myself and relaxing on my turnip farm.
Here's a personal tour of my Trophy Room. I have no idea why there is a laugh track over it though.

I'd like to meet:

Myself, I'd consider myself the luckiest man on earth if I did.
This is a movie someone made about me. It fills me up with warm, fuzzy feelings.
This is another movie which I like to watch with my well-earned Oscar, and now with the newest member of my little family my morally-justifiable Nobel Peace Prize
(The character of Al Gore in this Myspace is fictitious. This is merely a depiction of Al Gore for entertainment/criticism purposes.)

Music:

My favourite type of music is the beautiful ocean noises of the whales. However, my favourite human song is Banana Phone.

Movies:

My autobiography An Inconvenient Truth, and the upcoming sequel An Inconvenient Truth 2: The Rise and Super Serial Fall of Manbearpig.

Television:

Too busy saving the environment to watch television, if I ever get the time I like to settle down with a big bucket of KFC's new raw chicken feet and channel surf until I find myself.

Books:

My own book, Assault on Reason: A How To Manual. RP only $565.90.

Heroes:

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My Blog

My Recent Weight Gain

Hello again folks,   I would like to give a reason for my recent weight gain, which has been a little noticeable. I've even been followed by names like Fatty Boom-ba, Fat Albert and the particu...
Posted by Al Gore on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 08:59:00 PST

Which Candidate?

Hello Folks Today I was playing with one of those Zwinkey advertisements, trying to decide whether that girl looked better with blonde or black hair. Suddenly, something occurred to me, I haven't deci...
Posted by Al Gore on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 08:00:00 PST