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Stephen Colbert for President

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About Me

I want to run the world. That pretty much covers it.
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My Interests

Americana, Strategery, Truthiness

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Hysterical historical moments:
There are (at least) two good reasons you should vote for Stephen Colbert: truthiness and balls. There are plenty videos all over the internet, so we won't waste your time by posting a bunch here. However, we present to you one historic moment in American history, courtesy of Stephen Tyrone Colbert.

Stephen Colbert Owns President Bush: Here is very convincing proof that 1) the Bush administration has no clue what’s going on, and 2) Stephen Colbert has a comedic mind unlike any other in today’s media. This is one of the biggest media blunders this administration has ever allowed to happen. But, at least no one died for it. Oh, and watch closely at the beginning: Bush leans forward suddenly as Colbert passes him, probably the remnant of his frat days when someone would smack him upside the head in the cafeteria.

Music:

Toby Keith

Movies:

Brokeback Mountain

Television:

The Colbert Report, Strangers with Candy

Books:

I Am America (And So Can You!)

Heroes:

Bill "Papa Bear" O'Reilly, Jesus Christ, George W. Bush (in that order)

My Blog

Colbert Write-In petition hits 1,000 in less than a day

Generally speaking, Sundays are the slowest days for internet traffic.  But today there has been a buzz about the write-in campaign for Stephen Colbert.  The first signature was placed at 10...
Posted by Stephen Colbert for President on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 10:30:00 PST

Stephen Colbert Write-In Petition

Contrary to popular belief, Stephen Colbert is running for president. The Democratic "leadership" of South Carolina chose not to let his name be put on the ballot, and in doing so they have taken away...
Posted by Stephen Colbert for President on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 10:13:00 PST

Pissed off Stephen Colbert cant run for President? You should be. Heres why.

Stephen Colbert: Run, Boy, Run!by Allison Kilkenny In recent years, everyone from pundits and politicians, to United States citizens, have developed "Democracy Amnesia." We have no concept of our hist...
Posted by Stephen Colbert for President on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 02:55:00 PST

Vote Colbert in 2008!

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Posted by Stephen Colbert for President on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 02:38:00 PST

Stephen Colbert announces run for presidency

With trumpets blaring and doves flying, Stephen Colbert has officially wrapped himself in the American flag of honor that is the American presidency.NEW YORK (AP)  -- Stephen Colbert has announce...
Posted by Stephen Colbert for President on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 03:29:00 PST