FIRST THINGS FIRST!! go to our webpage
Here at JHESFC we are dedicated and committed to excellence in Erisian praise, worship, and products, in no particular order. This website, as well as our (dis)order, are merely babies. Please expect MUCH, MUCH more to come in the near future.
Until then, you can always check out our awesome shops, and get some of our amazingly cool merch!!
Cafepress Shop
Lulu Shop
SO WHO ARE WE, REALLY!?
We are a group of Discordians living in, or somewhat connected to, the town of Jonesboro, Arkansas. Actually, some of us aren't even connected to said town, but do know it's a town. Plus, some of us aren't even Discordians, but live in Jonesboro. OK, in all honesty, some of us have no idea what Discordianism is, nor Jonesboro, Arkansas.
WHAT DO WE DO?
Not much. That is, unless you consider writing, compiling, and publishing Discordian Holy Books doing something. That, and some of us make music. There are a few that are artists of another kind. Some are clowns. Some of us are mere bums who do nothing but sit around and watch cartoons.
WHAT THE FUCK IS DISCORDIANISM!?
We worship Eris Discordia, Goddess of Chaos. Wikipedia has an entry on us that says some basics. However, most of us consider Wikipedia Bullshit. Uncyclopedia has a MUCH better entry, and is a MUCH better site.
ARE WE A CULT?
No. Of course not. Whay would you think that!?
so...you think you wanna be a member?
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