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The Apathetic Nihilist Party

We believe in nothing and we don't care.

About Me

ANP Primary PDFThe road less traveled is a pain in the ass. It's true. And who really cares if it goes anywhere? Some trailblazing maverick is bound to come through and carve a swath into the depths of obscurity for us all to follow.Hey ?! Why shouldn't that unsung hero be you? Let's face it the world owes you something and it's time to cash in. Claim your spot at the trough !The political party of the future. Join now ! or Don't ! Fuck you !apathetic ( P ) Pronunciation Key (p-thtk) also apathetical (--kl) adj. Feeling or showing a lack of interest or concern; indifferent. Feeling or showing little or no emotion; unresponsive.nihilism ( P ) Pronunciation Key (n-lzm, n-) n. Philosophy. An extreme form of skepticism that denies all existence. A doctrine holding that all values are baseless and that nothing can be known or communicated. Rejection of all distinctions in moral or religious value and a willingness to repudiate all previous theories of morality or religious belief. The belief that destruction of existing political or social institutions is necessary for future improvement. also Nihilism A diffuse, revolutionary movement of mid 19th-century Russia that scorned authority and tradition and believed in reason, materialism, and radical change in society and government through terrorism and assassination. Psychiatry. A delusion, experienced in some mental disorders, that the world or one's mind, body, or self does not exist.

My Interests

Bitching and moaning. Disorganized crime. Doomsaying. Rolling eyes. Misdirected outrage. General malaise.

I'd like to meet:

Anarchists. Slackers. Losers. Freaks. Deviants. Malcontents. Propogandists. Ne'erdowells. Social retards. Outcasts. Wallflowers. Charlatans. Protesters. Squatters. Transients. Hobos. And any of the rest of the easily manipulated throngs of human cattle that blight the landscape.

Music:

Anything self indulgent and distasteful.

Movies:

... are full of self important loathesome creatures called actors who should be at once revered and hated for thier wanton vanity.We could use a few good actors to serve as our candidates for government office. Call now. Operators are probably out back getting high.

Television:

Anything that allows you to find pleasure in another's misery is a welcome transmission in the AN Lodge.

Books:

... should be hurled out of fast moving vehicles at the nearest pedestrian.

Heroes:

Any true Apathetic Nihilist believes him or herself to be superior to the rest of the meat sacks that populate this toilet. Face it, the world owes you something and it's time to cash in.

My Blog

ANP website

The Official ANP website is a work in progress . Progress is a funny word , not really funny "ha-ha" , but more like funny "hmmmm" . It needs a message board and stuff that actually works, like ...
Posted by The Apathetic Nihilist Party on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 08:15:00 PST

Politica Erratta

Apathetic Nihilism is a lisence to deride , ridicule , chastize and otherwise criticize everything incarnate with an emphasis on the largely illogical system of pseudo-democratic capitalist fasci...
Posted by The Apathetic Nihilist Party on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 10:11:00 PST

Wall Of Shame

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Posted by The Apathetic Nihilist Party on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 08:47:00 PST

ANP Lodge Meeting Transcription : PooBah's Rant 4876

Lodge Bitch : ...(trumpets a bugle or bugles a trumpet or whatever, poorly i might add ... heres comes poobah .. christ this is the worst job ....)   Graham PooBah Hoover : Look, before we start ...
Posted by The Apathetic Nihilist Party on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 08:44:00 PST

Official Bullshit Group Page

http://groups.myspace.com/apatheticnihilists   Let your freak flag fly ....
Posted by The Apathetic Nihilist Party on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 10:11:00 PST

Quote of the day

Dave "What kind of nihilist party are you? A fucking manifesto we don't need no fucking manifesto. I shit on you & I wiped my ass with a printed copy of this bulletin. I hope you all die & I s...
Posted by The Apathetic Nihilist Party on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 07:59:00 PST

ANP Lodge Meeting Transcription

Lodge Bitch : I hereby call this meeting to order (sounds of a bottle breaking on a human skull).....ow fuck ! Graham "PooBah" Hoover : Ok ... whoever threw that bottle is cut off from the beer !...
Posted by The Apathetic Nihilist Party on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 09:07:00 PST