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Midas Whelby The Squirky Terts

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Editorial : LSD - A Culture Cries For Help

There is a scourge sweeping through our nation and indeed throughout the world. A plague among our youth and beyond. A disease from which there is little hope of cure. This tragedy, gentle reader,&nbs...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 21:09:00 GMT

A Day In The Life Of Midas Whelby - Part Three

The dirt road wound down and around, deeper into the canyon like some kind of intestine leading us directly to the asshole of the desert. Did I mention the smell? Sticking my head out the window didn'...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 21:04:00 GMT

The Retardus Profundus Lexicon Of Lewd

A collection of bullshit. Feel free to send me suggestions I'll start you off with a few classics and a new one thrown in for shits n' giggles. These are Midas Whelby originals. Accept no substitutes....
Posted by on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 12:01:00 GMT

The Top 8 Merry - Go - Round-Up 1

I have so many freaks on my friend list I decided to do a special feature here on Midas Whelby's Retardus Profundus. The Top 8 Merr...yeah well you read the fuckin subject already right asshole?  ...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 11:21:00 GMT

A Day In The Life Of Midas Whelby Part Deux

The Mexicans have a saint for everything. As I plodded down the road I wondered what the patron saint of sweaty clown balls might be. I'm not sure what smelled worse me or that dead fuckin dog. The pl...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 10:33:00 GMT

A Day In The Life Of Midas Whelby Part 1

I woke up in urine again . Typical. Seems like I oughtta be able to control that by now .. Sometimes I wonder if its really me or if somebody is sneakin up on me while I'm passed out ... whippin out&n...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 21:52:00 GMT