Malaclypse the Tertiary Memorial Page

About Me

Hork and Hurk Wee Chilluns O' ERIS! The Time hath unfurled for the second half of HER WHOLY book! Learn of HER Favorite Begotten Son FRU!10 random pages of Los Fru- click to read the whole damn thing! MyGen Profile Generator Omnibenevolent Polyfather of Viginity in Gold Nuevo of - The Grand Unified Fru:.Erisian Assembly, (GUF:.EA) and What High, Wholy Abjermed of Head Temple- Thornley Hill Cabal, Nazca, Peru
Devout Non-Prophet of the Great Goddess !?!ERIS!?! Manifestation and Embodyment of CHAOS and Mother of our Multiverse. And of her favorite son, ?!?FRU?!? Lord of Laughter and the Silliest of Saviors. Birthed from the coitus of Confusion he is the gift of Eris to all we desperate floundering little beasties.
Hello there little flitting nothing that thinks itself to be. Welcome to the future of Discordianism. The renaisance is renaisanced! The rebirth is at hand! (or is it afterbirth) Put down your plows and pots and toys! And come make Merry (and possibly Mary too) Dance with us nekid in the hills as drunken Pan toots on his pipedy pipes. FRU lives! Eris lives! Rejoice! for you have not yet been killed by our great Goddess!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The GUF:.EA is a Pan-Erisian Organization. We are a loose assemblage of Discordians, FruErisians, Subgeniuses, Lunatics, Zenarchists, and the occasional token Cabbage. We are a community of Mystic Writers, Artists, Musicians, and Fakers dedicated to the development of Controlled Chaos in the Creative sphere, and Hell-bent on saving humanity through Nonsense and Comedy.

Join us! Help spread the Good Word of Wack-a-do! Or, if you're interested in being a mad-person, but are unsure of how to go about it, just drop me a line. I am a certifed Instructor of the Weirding Way.

I also do weddings and Bar-Mitzvas.

My Blog

Happiness without Reason

There was once an old man who worked the night-watch at an Art Museum. He had worked there longer than any of the other guards could remember. Then the day came when his boss caught him fast asleep at...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 17:36:00 GMT

NAZI POPE!!!

It is now OK to hate Catholicism. Hate it with every breath in your body. First we lost the U.S. Presidency,now we've lost the Vatican to the Illuminati. John Paul I and John Paul II were responsibl...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 17:27:00 GMT

Johnny Paul II Friend and Ally of the A:.A:.

Put aside for a moment your disdain for organized religion.John Paul was a friend to all of us. He kicked the Illuminati out of the Vatican. The story begins with the death of Paul VI, the last Illum...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 17:23:00 GMT

Why you should spend time at principiadiscordia.com- and have your throat ripped out

With Horab leaving (I think...) I've begun to ask myself... Why the fuck am I still here? My first reasonable exuse is that I'm a stubborn bastard and I don't tend to back down unless there's a gun in...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 17:18:00 GMT

Randomness from principiadiscordia.com

here is an out of context compilation of some of my blabberings in this wonderfull-terrible little online community I'm emo I cry a single tear whenever I see litter. Oh wait- no, I'm...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 17:15:00 GMT

Pen to paper- Paper to dust

Pen to paper- Paper to dust What might is there in scribbled thought, adrift admidst the shining sea of printers ink, 'neath endless sky of starry bytes, midst the winds foul roar of voiced ...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 15:41:00 GMT