the Church of the Money Maker

As the pieces started to materialize within my consciousness, I saw how people can work together for the Greater Good. And I wasn’t surprised when I realized the most obvious method was already well-known, and, cast in an illegitimate light. It all made perfect sense: The Devil can’t HIDE the Truth, all He can do is DISTORT it. Hence, He HAD to call it the…PYRAMID “SCHEME”

haha j/k…

The Devil has taken over your company.
Your job has become a living HELL.
You need to make a living without killing yourself.
You DESERVE better.
You need salvation from slavery.
You NEED the
Church of the Money Maker.
“In God we Trust”
Is ingrained in our minds.
Why?
Because of the
MONEY WE USE!
But it has never been established how that
relationship has effected our buying habits
or the way we should earn the
ALL-IMPORTANT DOLLAR.
This Myspace profile contains:
• The OFFICIAL DOGMA!
• Mind-Blowing information to
acquire wealth without trying!
• Shows you why this is the most
important religious movement in the
last 2,000 YEARS!
Origin of the Church:
One day I was unexpectedly and rudely fired from a job,. The “reasons”, were insulting to the dedication I displayed at my job and were enough to thoroughly disillusion me and shatter the optimism about life I had once enjoyed.
For the next week I became despondent and wandered about in an intoxicated haze seeking answers for this apparent cruelty foisted on me by God or Fate. I went to the local Church to see what Jesus’s P.R. department had to comfort me with. I was predictably told that God’s “Plan” is mysterious and if that I just had faith all good things would come,gave me some pamphlets and sent me off. I left the church not feeling any better about my situation and I wasn’t happy at all with the “advice” I received. I had no one to blame and no plan to get my life back on track other than get another job in wage slavery only now I would be hopelessly paranoid that the Stark Fist of Unemployment would smash my skull for indiscernible reasons. And that’s when everything changed…
After a long night of searching the classified ads, in a state of near exhaustion, I had a vision. A cyclopean pyramid with a pair of eagle wings came to me, dollar signs radiated from it and I felt as though I was in the presence of a great and benevolent force. After the initial awe subsided it spoke, “There is a primal flow of finances that permeates all human reality. It isn’t “Money” per se, but the essence Money represents. I am that Essence. I AM YACATIZMA, Holy Aesthetic Force of the Universe and all Goodness.” I asked the obvious question.
“Are you God?"
“No, no I don’t have that hang-up. I am just exactly what I said I am, no more, no worse.” but I couldn’t help groveling…
“Oh, YACATIZMA! I beseech thee, why hast thou chosen me to speak to, surely there are those worthier than I!”
“This isn’t about you! The People are suffering because of their JOBS. They work and they slave to “make a living”. But there is a better way, in fact there is a more natural way to earn money. It is a POWER. A Power that comes from people. Even if the government collapsed, if people agreed that their money was still valuable,then it would STILL be valuable.” I thought I understood the power people possess, but YACATIZMA wasn’t finished: “When people come together to form a network dedicated to ANY purpose; that network THRIVES! That is your Power.
“Your mission is to create and secure a community dedicated to the advancement of monetary gains."
In the following months of recuperating from my YACATIZMA encounter, I kept focusing on what YACATIZMA had said about our Power. The “POWER of a PEOPLE NETWORK” that was the Key, but how do I use it?
the Church of the Money Maker
MONEY MAKES THE WORLD GO ‘ROUND!
So go out there and create your own brand.
The government enacts anti-trust laws against businesses who hold monopolies over their area of commerce – so why are they allowed to print the only currency in this country? After all, its’ value depreciates every year. Why can’t average Americans provide some much-needed competition to the Federal Reserve Note? To the causal observer this might sound like treason but its actually the most American thing we can say; we don’t want barbarian hordes from thesouth to take over when the Dollar finally goes the way of the Dodo. We need to take some active steps in protecting American soil using American thinking, which in its natural state is radical and subversive!
The Indians weren’t using it anyway.
Money is Magical. Especially ours. Ever since Roosevelt removed our money from the gold standard it’s worth is based solely on the collective belief of the world that it is worth something. Over-simplified? Yeah. But it doesn’t matter. Money’s worth is a sliding scale of subjectivity (it’s called “inflation”). So why not infuse your own rectangular pieces of paper with some contrived “value”and spread it out among the neighborhood. If people like using your money more than someone else’s; YOU WON! Popularity is a contest and with the help of the local Kinkos you can be your own bank!!!
Hell, at one point in history SALT was used for money.
This is point where we tell you you need to buy the SS Corp. INTRO PACK $35 –Cheap!! WY?? Because in it we include an actual DOLLAR BILL created by the §E7EN §TÅR,, Corporation For use by the Church of the Money Maker and it’s unique path towards salvation!!
¿“Earning money”?
Money is a tool for accessibility.
Why is it only deemed valuable if you “work” for it,
…but not if you create it? This isn’t sarcasm, it’s a legitimate question!!