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Santa Christ

Give up, get lost, get brown !

About Me

Interstellar musical pirates hijacking the archetypical forces of universal consciousness. Penetrating the dark recesses of space. Spewing the krunvi philosophy across the annals of time and birthing an avatar of lucid absurdity that shall heretofore be known as the Santa Christ . May ye e'er krove the krunvi funimens...

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/1/2006
Band Members: :Kleetus OrgasmusLaminal The Un:krovenThe :krunvi army also has in its employ a variety of nefarious characters that aid in the summoning of the avatar and the proliferation of the :krunvi philosophy. Some of the more notable figures in this rogue's gallery include ::: Midas Whelby The Squirky Terts ManzooHollow Boy The Vacuous ::: Slaw The Disputed ::: Scabe The Body Louse ::: King Slut The Malleable ::: Meet Ball Biggums ::: Captain Tibbles ::: Brown Beard The Pirate ::: Cung Slit The Inaudible ::: The Prophet Of Sloppy Logic ::: Pope Yesk ::: Sour Flanks ::: Carlos Satana The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Of Darkness. This motley crew can often be found travelling along the highways and by-ways of the outer solar system and beyond in the Orgasmatron. The mother ship is a sentient creation of the avatar, sent through time to deliver the :krunvi word. Orgasmatron : The Mother Ship
Influences: Running the gamut from moonshine to psychotropics.Occasionally mythical figures of the :krunvi pantheon will emerge in song. Dew Fiends and Woodcrunchers. Hill Clowns leaving prown klints. Metro Gnomes and Prophets . But of all of these creatures of ill omen no other zoological anomoly compares to the elusive albatross known as the Dick Chicken. Sometimes under the guise of Ricardo Pollo or maybe Ricard Poulet. A creature that remains always just out of reach.
Sounds Like: A tangy melange of flagrant self indulgence and mental masturbation.
Record Label: This bitch will not be pimped !
Type of Label: None

My Blog

'evy me'al

:kaptains blog   most of the clowns and midgets have finally dispersed around the ship leaving me to concentrate on piecing together the bits of data I pulled from Prophet 13b ... it started out ...
Posted by Santa Christ on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 09:25:00 PST

Clown Music / Demos

Another lost gem has resurfaced. This is another classic demo recorded here by kleetus, laminal, a couple of pinheads, a lobster boy, a pickeled punk, and one of those freaks that's a man on one side ...
Posted by Santa Christ on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 04:14:00 PST

Fucking Clowns

Captain's Blog Stardate 19diggity2   Fucking clowns.  Everytime I turn around there's some polka dotted freak tooting a god damn horn or putting a fire out in a  burning building. ...
Posted by Santa Christ on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 02:24:00 PST

The Pungent Aroma Of Success

Captain's Blog : The lower lab is emitting a rancorous odor the likes of which I have never before been privy to. The prophets have begun to secrete a thick yellow discharge from thier pores that hera...
Posted by Santa Christ on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 06:45:00 PST

Something :krunvi this way comes .

Stay tuned for mind numbing aural terrorism.   The music of the legendary Santa Christ exists almost exclusively now in the minds of the prophets. We here on the Mothership are working 'round th...
Posted by Santa Christ on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 10:55:00 PST