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About Me

Hey there, my name is Jesus. People really mean it when they say "EVERYONE" has a Myspace. Everyone knows my story. If you don't then go to hell. Hah.. get it? Bad joke, right? Umm...lets see I'm so bad at these things. Ummm.. oh yeah.. please DO NOT say Jesus is my homeboy ever again no offense but I don't know a lot of you, and we're far from homeboys.. so yeah, shut your sound hole on that one. If you get offended by me being on myspace, hey what can I tell you? Give me a break! It's hard work being me! It's not all socks and sandals! Fuck Bush! Hi mom! Uhhh if I request you and you deny thats okay, but remember: there's limited seats in Heaven. Anyway, I'm back and better than ever! So spread the word and go in peace... peace out that is!.. width="425" height="350" THAT'S MEEE!!!

My Interests

Walking on water, chilling on clouds, you know, Jesus stuffRacecar beds are soo cool! The Pope can't be as cool as me, but hey, he's still the Pope!DDR OWNS YOUR LIFE!!

I'd like to meet:

Sonic The Hedgechog.. people have been begging us to duke it out for AGES!! The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are so kickass!

Music:

from first to last,a7x some of this and some of that. like your face. ..

Movies:

Passion of the Christ, but my personal favorites are 2 Fast 2 Furious and White Chicks

Television:

Ehh, TV is okay but Bible hour bores me.. they don't know what they're talking about!! I like music much better than watching TV.

Books:

The Bible, Wacky Wednesday Horton Hears a Who, A Million Little Pieces, anything interesting..

Heroes:

I'm going to have to go with Dane Cook,Captain Underpants, the box car children, Carlos Mencia on this one.a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank" PACMAN'S EVIL TWIN BROTHER MUA HA HA!!I guess the pope is still cool, right? Haha.