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Elvis Christ

I am the King of Kings of Rock n' Roll.

About Me

...I am the King of Rock n' Roll. Was it not written, "He shall die upon a porcelain throne yet be raised again to be seen in various Taco Bell's and Dairy Queens. Verily, he will spread the love and word of Rock n' Roll, for he is all that stands between Kevin Federline and your retched souls." Faith in me will be rewarded with karate skills, gyrating hips, freakish lip control and an award winning helmet of glistening black hair. So it is and so it shall be for all time. Amen.

My Interests

Rock n' Roll, Eating, Karate, Meeting hot mommas and combing my hair.

I'd like to meet:

The faithfull and people that like karate._____________ Step 1: You must have the proper stance. ________________ Step 2: You must visualize the attack. ________________ Step 3: Punch him in the throat.----------------------------------------------------- -----------------------------The Blind Prophet, Roy Orbison.____________________________________________-------- -----------------------------------------------------------A nd behold, a pale horse, and he who sat on it was a man in black. He would sing of God, love and murder and his name was Johnny Cash. _____________The Prime Minister of Rock 'n' Roll, Chuck Berry. His guitar skills were given to him by the Devil in exchange for his soul; afterwards Chuck kicked the Devil in the nuts and took his soul back.

Music:

Rock n' Roll, gospel, blues. Amen.

Movies:

Here is a list of a few movies I've acted in. Get some culture and go rent a few. Afterwards write a scornful letter to "the Academy" in reference to them always passing me over at "awards" time. Bastards.Change of Habit (1969) The Trouble with Girls (1969) Charro! (1969) Live a Little, Love a Little (1968) Speedway (1968) Stay Away, Joe (1968) Clambake (1967) Double Trouble (1967) Easy Come, Easy Go (1967) Spinout (1966) Paradise, Hawaiian Style (1966) Frankie and Johnny (1966) Harum Scarum (1965)Tickle Me (1965) Girl Happy (1965) Roustabout (1964) Viva Las Vegas (1964) Kissin' Cousins (1964) Fun in Acapulco (1963) It Happened at the World's Fair (1963) Girls! Girls! Girls! (1962) Kid Galahad (1962) Follow That Dream (1962) Blue Hawaii (1961) Wild in the Country (1961) Flaming Star (1960) G.I. Blues (1960) King Creole (1958) Jailhouse Rock (1957) Loving You (1957) Love Me Tender (1956)

Books:

Elvis does not read, people read for Elvis.

Heroes:

Mojo Nixon is the black hearted, bastard son I never wanted, yet I love him anyway. Go in peace my son and raise some hell.