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mrs jackqui ripper

fuckitty*fuck*bugger!!!

About Me

*brilliantly modest*

sooty barcelona....smells like betsey....lover of indian cuisine, bette davis, shoes, vintage undies, seamed stockings, red roses, good manners, pedicures, substance and depth, vietnamese vegetable soup, candle lit bubble baths, the english language, the wall of sound, the voices of ms bassey and ms cline, petina, and all things bake-o-lite.
*see rome and die*
*i am notorious for running late*
and i know....i know....i am awful about never answering my cell
i have a fear of both clowns and time-lapse photography,
specifically flowers emerging from the ground
i have no time for talentless, self absorbed, self promoting, egotistical, me, myself and i's. you fool no-one but yourselves...
i flick my hair and laugh in your general direction
no time either for fox news or bill oreilly
An international panel of technical judges has awarded you, Jackie Ripper, with the coveted Golden Snail Award in recognition of your lovingly crafted page which has been scientifically proven to be the slowest page on the whole of the internet. I am honoured to present you with this award. I would have done it in public but your page, as well as being excrutiatingly lethargic, also pixellates comment images.
you love me...you really love me...
thank you lost soul...♥
irn bru..." is currently listed as a banned substance by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration. The FDA website lists Irn-Bru and Diet Irn-Bru as containing the banned carcinogenic colouring Ponceau 4R, and Sunset Yellow FCF, which the FDA has to approve on a per-batch basis". w.t.f.


My Interests


art,photography,writing...
contemplating my navel ???
all the while smoking camel wides ad nausium and sipping bourbon,the nawlins variety.
laughing 'til i vomit with my brilliant genius of a fiance, ♥ jeff, whom i would,at any time,gladly walk into the spooky dark for.
i've spruced myself up a tad but i like to believe i've still retained my "old school" punk ethics
politics and current affairs,both of which afford me to get soap-boxy from time to time.
i am a committed vegetarian!
(more than half of my life)
i love my dog sid 'sandinista' vicious,my step dogs major fin 'finnegan' de luigi,vega 'studio 54' demetria...
and my urban family cast far and wide.
billy, natasha, sterling, and jane...i miss you sooo bloody much!!
paris,london,glasgow,d.c,new orleans and crete!!
the splash one happenings...
the psychology of serial killers and other like minded nutters and scoundrels...
thanks peter sutcliff!!
dammit,the artists niagara and frank miller!!!
vivienne westwood,ben sherman suits and betsey johnson!!
tank girl...burlesque...elvis!!!
i just love using the words bollocks and fanny.
my pink 'kustom kruiser',vintage vespas and lambrettas,sock monkeys,retro toys,rocket ships,daleks and wooden rollercoasters.
throwing swanky cocktail parties,
campari and soda...
vintage dahlink!!...
oooooohh!aaaaaahh!
i adore googie architecture!!
bugger (another fave word) lint...
i did say navel...not novel!!
60s brit kitchen sink dramas.
intrigue!!
i can paint too!!
oh!! i took a leave of absence from regular "sanity" a few years back!!!
...breaking up is hard to do...
to all that i pissed off,i am deeply sorry!!!
there is nothing more humbling than finally waking up to reality after losing your mind,15 lbs,your wallet and your dignity!!!
my personal goal of only having 150 friends has well and truly been reached and breached...
ergo,and i do not want to sound like an elitest c*nt...but i am...
drop me a quick message first...it's only polite,as to why you think we should become 'cyber buddies' xx
If you request my friendship, I accept, and you fail to communicate within 48 hours, you will be discarded like yesterdays teabags. You'd be amazed how many fuckers lack the attention span to read this.
thank you again mr lost soul ♥
do not even begin to hit that add button if you have an agenda other than a respectful, cordial friendship
i am not interested in anyones inside leg measurements other than my fiances
oh...silly people with no sense of humour annoy the shit out of me
...and i'll die when i'm done...taa daah.

I'd like to meet:

jennifer holliday

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gosh!!!..." b " r.i.p ♥
jimmy carter....robert ressler....jim jarmusch...cindy sherman
evel kneivel again...oh! my dad, son of a bitch...



Music:

JOE STRUMMER 1952*2002
JOHN PEEL 1939*2004

suffice to say...the best gig ever for me was the fall way back then in glasgows now defunk nitemoves,it was a wednesday night...standing audience of 8 and a dog attached to a piece of string.mmmm johnny thunders & husker du come in a close second.

Movies:


everything spaghetti and sergio leone*
fellini*peckinpah*Scorcese*meyer* hitchcock*sturges*jarmusch*Kurosawa*lang*
night of the hunter*micheal caines alfie,the italian connection "you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off" and get carter*betty blue*my life as a dog*the french connection*platoon*the deer hunter*das boot*true grit*immortal beloved*the mission*wild at heart*strangers on a train*dial m for murder*the wild bunch*fight club*24 hour party people*last exit to brooklyn*out of africa*paths of glory*brazil*dog fight*the spy who came in from the cold*mel gibsons hamlet*the kiss of the spiderwoman*primal fear*american history x*king rat*alexander the great*dog day afternoon*the ipcress file*jaws*la confidential*truly madly deeply*the salton sea*brandos julius ceasar*where eagles dare*lawrence of arabia*how the west was won*zombie movies*la mala education*the blue max*paper moon*bent*mcvicar*the filth and the fury*the longest day*ghandi*whistle down the wind*kes*a taste of honey*the boy with green hair*trainspotting*layer cake*bridge over the river kwai*midnight cowboy*a very long engagement*midnight express*withnail & i:to pronounce oneself immune to the charms of Withnail & I is to declare oneself a philistine, a Puritan and a snob.*spartacus*the sand pebbles*bullit*dirty harrys*diva*raging bull*gene hackmans the poseidon adventure*sin city*the long good friday*my left foot*10 rillington place*jabberwocky*eternal sunshine of the spotless mind*why we fight*in cold blood*audition*chopper*donnie darko*the constant gardener* v for vendetta*the proposition*alien*aliens*serpico*thirteen days*syriana*reservoir dogs*a prick up your ears*the great escape*downfall*j.f.k*westway to the world*the man who would be king*dead man*the exorcist*dirty filthy love*run lola run*cool hand luke*e.t*hammer house of horror cheese*the notorious betty page*babel*daniel craigs casino royale*
better late than never...rubber johnny...
go see @ www.ebaumsworld.com .

Television:

what is that....furniture??...
go listen to n.p.r...
i,claudius*the sopranos*band of brothers*blackadder*bbc america*stephen colbert*cnn*msnbc*wsre*

Books:

every speech given by the great j.f.k....
a kestrel for a knave:barry hines
aleksandr solzhenitsyn*leo tolstoy*george orwell*henri charriere*ray bradbury*hubert selby jr*christiane f*irvine welsh*nick hornby*bob woodward*robert graves*tom robbins*nick cave*hunter s thompson*leon uris*john kennedy tool*maya angelou*bill hicks*john lydon*dylan thomas*kurt vonnegut*the beano*the dandy*hotspur*viz*enid blyton*mark brandon read*jeffrey smith hunter*
currently listening to : a long way down by nick hornby(a road trip thang)
currently reading-- state of denial : bob woodward
himmler...a full scale biography of one of hitlers most ruthless executioners : peter padfield
MotelFetish.com .

MORE COFFEE TABLE FAVES...

  • beyond the pale:niagara
  • high fashion crime scenes:melanie pullen
  • 1988 the new wave punk rock explosion:caroline coon
  • blank generation revisited:the early days of punk rock
  • punk:the definative record of a revolution
  • pulp art:robert lesser
  • stars of burlesque:len rothe
  • hotel lachapelle:david lachapelle
  • beneath it all,a century of french lingerie:favid chenoune
  • medicolegal investigation of death:spitz & fisher
  • hollywood nudes in 3-d:suzanne lloyd
  • radical eye: miron zownir
  • Heroes:

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    A SUBJECT VERY CLOSE TO MY HEART...

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