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About Me

I'm all about swirling your crap around and fish funerals. I like it when ppl sit on me, it's nice and warm. it's the closest thing toilets get to cuddling. The toilet brush tickles and i like it. i sit around and wait during most of my day. Most of the time I am nothing special but on some nights the humans come to me and kneel, they hug me and pray all night, usually mumbling about never drinking again... it's times like that... when i am THE PORCELAIN GOD! They usually finish of the prayer with a nice sacrafice and fall asleep, sometimes right there in front of me. Myspace-Help.com

My Interests

tiddy bowl, double flushes, blue water, air freshner, thirsty dogs

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can handle a plunger, preferably with two hands, i mean i don..'t clog all that often and usually never on the first date, but when i do clog i want it to be special. Be my friend, everybody..'s gotto go sometime! Myspace-Help.com

Music:

the sound of a pill disolving in my head making me blue... it's my drug of choice.. bleach gives me a good buzz too.

Movies:

Learning How to Potty, Martha Stewart does the Bathroom episodes 1, 2&4 episode 3 was horrible.
here's a clip of my favorite foriegn film
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Books:

newspapers, mags and guiness book of records.. similar bathroom readers

Heroes:

click start to see my super hero in action

me climbing everest on my vacation, see more vacation pics on my blog!

My Blog

Can's gotta new girl!

We are so happy together! she spends a lot of time with me keeping me warm, she likes to flush twice, she grunts... shes the kinda girl that wont use the public restrooms, she waits till she comes hom...
Posted by the can on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 05:15:00 PST

Pics of my owner

People keep asking who i am.. what i look like.. and so on.. well i'm a toilet and my pic is on my profile, but here are some pics of my owner.. ...
Posted by the can on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 04:41:00 PST

The Can goes on Vacation! check out my pics!

here i am visiting the great wall of China! as you can see i'm enjoying Chinese food. That guy was nice to carry me around Here I am peaking a moutain, representing the USA! Finished of the tri...
Posted by the can on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 12:52:00 PST

Serving in Iraq

Johnny my portable cousin is serving in Iraq. He's always been the tough one in the family
Posted by the can on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 01:45:00 PST

deciding on a tattoo.....

a lot of my friends have tattoos... I was thinking of getting one.. any suggestions? ...
Posted by the can on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 10:58:00 PST

I was happy to help santa

He's heavy
Posted by the can on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 04:06:00 PST

nothing but a one night sit.....

this girl was hot! but she didnt mean much she was just a "one night sit" now she wants a commitment... ...
Posted by the can on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 03:10:00 PST

I got a little pussy for halloween


Posted by the can on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 10:50:00 PST

PROOF that i answer my own email!!!!


Posted by the can on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

See who gets crapped on the most


Posted by the can on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST