A Farewell To Arms & For Whom The Bell Tolls by "Papa" Ernest Hemingway, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams (thanks Trev), The Chronicles of Narnia by C.S. Lewis, The Gunslinger/Dark Tower Series & The Eyes of the Dragon (individual story or intro. to the Dark Tower?) by Stephen King (King's best work by far!), The collected works of Edgar Allen Poe (esp. The Murders in the Rue Morgue), The Catcher in the Rye (all hail Holden Caulfield)by J.D. Salinger, The Sound & The Fury by William Faulkner, Anne Rice's Vampire series, all 4 of Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings.
My wiener, my Wife, Ernest Hemingway, George Lucas, Joe Proteau, Rob Davidson