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$$IT'S CHELSEA!!!!$$

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me


A conversation with myself:
Hey you!
What Bish?
Why are you bald?
I could ask you the same thing butthole.
Don't call me a butthole you skank!
I can call you whatever I want whore.
Don't tell me what to do damn it!!!
Screw you!
Screw you too!!!
It is never a dull moment with me. I am chelsea and I am perpetually 2 just to let all you petafiles know. I can't spell for shit because I am a doll so I am not legally bound to attend school. I love the nightlife and cruising in my barbie beetle is the best! I like my myspace just a little on the trashy side. Glitter tags are my heros and I especially love to make new friends.. Being plastic I need some assurance every now and then that I am worthy. I don't hate, I appreciate and I do not do nudes.. Sorry boys but even a doll has got to have some standards. My best friends are dan and Dick. They are the best! Well I guess thats all.
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My Interests


I like to drink. Love the nightlife. Win Karaoke Contests, Dance on bars, Crash my beetle, ect..

I'd like to meet:



Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Hot pink star's twinkle

Music:

I like a good toe tapping toon with the occasional accordian solo.

Movies:

I like it all!

Television:

DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER!!!!

Books:

Anything with lots of pictures... of...MEN, MEN, MEN.

My Blog

My holidays.

So I went Island hopping in the carribean and then went to turkey to visit my aunt merv for new years. We got veryy drunk but thats another story. So I am back now and I must say I am very sad to say ...
Posted by $$IT'S CHELSEA!!!!$$ on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 09:07:00 PST

I have got to write more often...

So me and hulkster are totally kalput! I dont ever want to talk to him again. he is a butthead. Yucky. So here's what happened when I came back to Las Vegas, New Mexico he was waiting for me at my hou...
Posted by $$IT'S CHELSEA!!!!$$ on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 03:25:00 PST

Stupid boizzz...

So, Hulky & I were at the strip in Las Vegas and I had stuffed my bra just right. Everything seemed perfect until I saw his socks. They were  blue. Not red or yellow. Blue. They didn't match ...
Posted by $$IT'S CHELSEA!!!!$$ on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 01:11:00 PST

What it takes to work at wally world!

> >What it takes to be a Walmart Greeter: > > > >An office manager at Walmart was given the task of hiring an > >individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of >resumes > >he found...
Posted by $$IT'S CHELSEA!!!!$$ on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:57:00 PST

QUESTIONS!!!

I stole this idea from someone. Ask me any question or questions you want and I will answer. Ask away!
Posted by $$IT'S CHELSEA!!!!$$ on Wed, 23 May 2007 09:36:00 PST

The reason I was late to class today..

.:8:00am:. I wake up to the Tammy Wynette tune Stand By Your Man and realize that it is infact my alarm clock going off. Why so late you may ask.. I really don't know. So I roll out of bed and throw o...
Posted by $$IT'S CHELSEA!!!!$$ on Mon, 07 May 2007 02:41:00 PST

My Exciting Day.

Hedo,    So, I woke up late and ran to the happy happy daycare where I attend school daily because I am perpetually 2. So I get there 50 minutes after the bell rings and race to my carpet sq...
Posted by $$IT'S CHELSEA!!!!$$ on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 08:24:00 PST

Can't touch dis!!!

Here is a poem I wrote.   Mirror Mirror on the wall, Why am I just a stupid doll, Mirror Mirror your made of glass, You don't talk you stupid ass, So now I speak to nothing but air, But I is stil...
Posted by $$IT'S CHELSEA!!!!$$ on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 08:42:00 PST

Hedo sexual chocolates

The more I dink about it the more I know I is the shit. I mean it. I really is. I mean millions of people have attempted to be as awesome as I but only I am the best at it. In conclusion all my calcu...
Posted by $$IT'S CHELSEA!!!!$$ on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 03:18:00 PST

Gweetings.

Hedo all.     Dis is Chelsea Wellsy Woo Woo speaking. I is witeing dis bwog becuz I is bord and you wike me so I knows you will weed it. Well My year is going goood. I has had a hard ti...
Posted by $$IT'S CHELSEA!!!!$$ on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 03:33:00 PST