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Baby Miss Piggy Glamour

Yippee-Skippy!!!

About Me

When I grow up I want to be a movie star! And marry my true love Kermy Wermy! I love that frog!!!! I also hope to break free from Nanny's tyranny and get out of the damn nursery!

My Interests

Hanging around the nursery, looking glamorous, using my imagination, karate chopping people (HI-YA!)

I'd like to meet:

No one! Just friends! I am happily involved with my web-footed beau!

Music:

Raffi, Peter Pig and Mary, The Oinky Ravers

Movies:

Harry Pigger and the Sorcer's Stone, Finding Kermy, Lord of the Pigs trilogy

Television:

Dora the Pigsplorer, Desperate Pigwives, Pig Factor, Pig Idol, Wickedly Piggy, Saturday Night Pig, Pig TV, Everyone Loves Piggy

Books:

Cunt (it's actually a very liberating book about the oppression of female pigs)

Heroes:

Moi! Aren't I fabulous? I don't think you're ready for this jelly! Can you smell what the Piggy is cooking? It ain't bacon!!!

My Blog

AAAAHHH!!!!!

MY PROFILE HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY SPAM!!!! I HATE ALL OF YOU!!!!!! FUCK OFF LOVE, PIGGY
Posted by Baby Miss Piggy Glamour on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 02:32:00 PST

do you know this whore Moira?

Her name is Moira DuBois she's on my page a few commentsa down, well, she think she is soooooo great and pretty and when she came to babysit us in the nursery this weekend Kermy was like totally all o...
Posted by Baby Miss Piggy Glamour on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

do y'all think moi is pretty?

usually I am quite aware of my stunning beauty, but today i was looking in the mirror and I had an etiffany....my butt looks fat! it jiggles when I dance to cyndi lauper records! wat is going on? hav...
Posted by Baby Miss Piggy Glamour on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Valentine's Day!

Hello sweetpeas! It is moi! I know it's been a long time since I wrote but things have just been so kooky in the nursery! anyway, I want to tell you all about moi's sucky Valentine's Day! I really...
Posted by Baby Miss Piggy Glamour on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Summertime blues

Well summer is almost over and I got almost nothing accomplished this summer! I mostly sat around the nursery, watching the other babies soil themselves and eat it. Morons! I wish I could karate ch...
Posted by Baby Miss Piggy Glamour on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Proposal?

I think Kermy might propose to me today! He was hiding something in a bag and when I asked him what it was he got all weird! Then later I saw him playing leap frog in the corner with Fozzie....it wa...
Posted by Baby Miss Piggy Glamour on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

re: Hospital trip!

Today was very eventful! Skeeter was showing off as usual, doing her damn backflips, steering all attention away from moi, when she collided headfist into the rocking horse and cracked her skull open...
Posted by Baby Miss Piggy Glamour on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Another boring day in the nursery

Things never change around this place....I can't wait till I'm 18 and I can move out! It's the same crap every day! All of the other babies are sooooooooooooo immature, much more so than moi! Anima...
Posted by Baby Miss Piggy Glamour on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST