Hello all my wonderful, gorgeous moms in MySpaceLand!! We are DITT Moms in desperate need of your help!This won't cost you any money, add any calories and the link will not send you to claim a big screen TV or other such madness. All I need from you ladies are stories.Yes...you read right...STORIES. Stories about your children to be exact! We are not interested in getting peed on by newborn boys or little girls raising up their dresses. We're writing a book and the working title is 'Down in the Trenches - Real Women Raising Real Children'. Do you have witty children? Have you ever had moments where your children said something so funny it made you laugh so hard you could spit milk out your nose? Have they ever caught you off guard with intellectual responses that were way above their understanding, but somehow they understood, and it floored you? Kids DO say the darndest things. And we are looking for some help in compiling a montage of those collective quips, witty responses, and downright funny kids stories. If you are a REAL mom with REAL kids and have memories that STILL make you laugh out loud LOL, then please feel free to submit them to the following email address. If your response or story is used, your name and your child’s name will appear in a nationally publisized book for all the world to see.I will give you an example of the types of stories we are looking for. If we get published (which we will) and your story makes it in a donation in your name will be made to the Susan G. Komen Foundation. Pass this message on to any moms you know! Talk to your own mom I'm sure they have a lot of stories about you, you never heard. One my mother told me had us laughing until we cried. If you are interested please send your messages to:Down in the Trenches Mom’s Book{[email protected]}{[email protected]} Again, you do not have to suffer alone...there are more of us out there than you know. As a bonus I will be posting the 'Best of the Week' stories on my blog to give us all a good laugh. Stay awake. Stay strong. Stay beautiful.Stay Down in the Trenches,Your fellow DITT Mom Peggy Sue
Do you have witty children? Have you ever had moments where your children said something so funny it made you laugh so hard you could spit milk out your nose? Have they ever caught you off guard with intellectual responses that were way above their understanding, but somehow they understood, and it floored you? Kids DO say the darndest things. And we are looking for some help in compiling a montage of those collective quips, witty responses, and downright funny kids stories. If you are a REAL mom with REAL kids and have memories that STILL make you laugh out loud LOL, then please feel free to submit them to the following email address. If your response or story is used, your name and your child’s name will appear in a nationally publicized book for all the world to see. Be a part of the “Down in the trenches MOMS and their smart *** kids†book!!!Example... The Authors' children…Ok, here's a jest for you that happened when my oldest son (Dustin, the 21 year old) was about 8. My sister and I were driving around Dallas and Dustin was in the backseat (eavesdropping and we didn't realize it). She was discussing a man, Barney, that she worked with at an aviation company who was kind of nerdy, but had money, and we were talking about his love life of sorts, and she was discussing why he couldn't seem to get a date but that if he did, he couldn't hold onto a woman. I stated, "He probably can't get a date because he is so anti-social" and without missing a BEAT, Dustin piped in and said "He probably can't get a date because he is a big purple dinosaur, gawd mom," He assumed we were discussing BARNEY the irritating TV show character. We laughed about that, once it dawned on us what he meant, until I had to pull over and we almost were peeing our pants. I will never forget that.http://www.myspace.com/DITTmomsBOOKLet us hear your stories.Down in the Trenches Mom’s Book:[email protected]@hotmail.com
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