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Lefty

Riiiiiiight...

About Me

Hey, bud... Pssst, c'mere... Yeah, YOU, c'mere... Would you like to buy an O? You can spell a lot of neat words with it, and it looks just like a donut. Or hey, pal, how about this number 8? When you forget how many reindeer Santy Claus has, you can just look at the 8, you dig? It'll only cost ya a nickel, bud, whaddaya say?

My Interests

Selling numbers, letters, empty boxes, and other things, being generally shady, grifting, pilfering, slinking around.

I'd like to meet:

Some customers.

Music:

Anything that I can sneak around to... I dig that "Lower Case N" song too.

Movies:

Death Of A Salesman. No, actually I didn't like that one at all. Life Of A Salesman would've been better.

Television:

Sesame Street, The Muppet Show

Books:

I can't read.

Heroes:

Jim Henson, Frank Oz, Carroll Spinney

My Blog

the lyrics to my hit song...

"Would You Like To Buy An O?" (written by Joe Raposo)Lefty: Hey, bud...Ernie: Who me?Lefty: SHHHHHH!Ernie: (whispering) Who me?Lefty: Riiiiiiiight...How would you like to buy an O?Round and neatA near...
Posted by Lefty on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 03:29:00 PST