I like to hold beer and I like when you hold me and drink from me and act like an a-hole at the family cookout. When I'm not moonlighting as a container for your brew, I like to work on remote controlled speed boats. So much can be said, but I'd rather you just drink up.
My Interests
Beer, whiskey, helping you "give it up" to your homies.
I'd like to meet:
Your mom, your mom's sister, you, your dad, high school kids who like to drink on the 50 yard line of the high school football field on saturday night.
